So, I found this incredibly cool looking Torque alien assault rifle.
A Double Penetrating Rock Hard Blister (pics below).
Fairly low damage compared to most other Torque weapons, but, it’s an Alien gun, and does Radiation damage, and says “Increases damage the longer you fire”, which I had never seen before.
“Cool!”, I thought, and was very excited to try it.
So I did.
And it fires a continuous stream of what I can only describe as a very runny feces coloured liquid (pics below).
Everywhere.
To the point that by the time I was done killing the mob (which it did pretty damn effectively), the area around me looked like a Porta-Potty had exploded.
I realize it’s supposed to be radioactive “sludge”, but come on, that colour? That consistency? With the incredibly frequent toilet and poop jokes in this game?
It’s funny, and I’ll still use it, but, like…please grow up past the age of 12, Borderlands 3 writers!
rolls eyes forever
EDIT: Also, it brings new meaning to the term “Shooting the s**t”.
