(Okay, i’m sorry, but I HAVE to do it; it’s been bugging me for days… I know that this^ was a Dark Tower reference, but it has inspired me to make another reference, and continues to demand being written, like an itch that just won’t go away until it is scratched…)
A portal made of a green, goo-like substance suddenly springs into existence at the home of @dante_d_silva, and an old man dressed in a lab coat, who looks suspiciously close to Doc Brown from “Back to the Future”, walks through it into Dante’s bedroom.
OLD MAN (drunk and excited):
C’mon, Dante! Y-You gotta- burps -gotta come with me, Dante!
Dante opens his mouth to reply, but the old man cuts him off by grabbing him by an arm, and pulls Dante towards the portal.
We- burps -don’t have time for the whole cliche “who are you, and what do you want?!” routine, Dante! Y-You gotta come to universe T-800 with me, because I sorta killed the version of you that lived there…
Dante’s eyes widen upon hearing “the version of you that lived there”, and the old man puts one arm around Dante’s shoulder, while gesturing at the “horizon” with the other.
OLD MAN (with awe):
That’s right, Dante; infinite universes! T-800 is the universe where Battleborn made it BIG. It’s more than just a game there, Dante; I-It’s a lifestyle! THE lifestyle, Dante! It’s like that scene from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure where they- burps -get a glimpse of the future they create, and you Battleborn devs are Gods there, Dante! You devs are Gods there! Y-You’re gonna love it, but we gotta- burps -go now, Dante!
The old man suddenly pushes Dante into the portal, and steps through after him. Seconds later, it disappears, and no one in our universe ever hears from @dante_d_silva again, who is in a better place…
(Ahh… Itch. Scratched. Thank you! For those who don’t understand what the hell just happened, this^ was a Rick & Morty reference/parody thingy. I also threw in a Terminator reference and Bill & Ted reference, so i could cover all the big time-traveling films. Uh… Except Time Machine, because that movie sucked!)