Which Battleborns would fit which CHRISTMAS roles the best?
Santa, elves, Mrs Klaus, John McClane, reindeer, Black Pete, St Nick, Krampus (ATTIKUS), Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Wise Men, the Grinch, Frosty the Snowman (Kelvin), Angels (Gali? Benny?), any CHRISTMAS / festive / holiday themed characters / themes you guys can think of, put in Battleborn terms!
Will BOLDUR brew special Ekkunian booze heavy eggnog?
Will Orendi use her hat as a stocking?
Will Thorn be convinced to don a sexy CHRISTMAS elf costume?
Will Marquis donate money to charity and help rather than kill Hobos?
Fat dude. Religion. Presents. People awkwardly bringing up Hanukkah every once in a while. What’s Kwanzaa again? I live in a very… we’re not very diverse unfortunately. Also elves. And the movie Elf. People love that thing
For me it’s the time of year where I get paid that sweet, sweet holiday pay since everyone else can’t deal with -30 degrees Fahrenheit (-34 Celsius) weather and they go somewhere warm for the holidays.
I have no profound answers. I just never had a strong family tradition and I’m an introvert on top of that, so just quietly writing, working, and relaxing my way through December is the best way I can imagine to end the year.
I mean, the best way that doesn’t involve Mellka (you almost thought I’d made an entire post without mentioning her, didn’t you?)
A Google search for “Battleborn Christmas” gave VERY disappointing results.
Mainly bad memes about people crying due to receiving Battleborn rather than “that other game” for Christmas.
(Sticks and stones...and maybe frozen fish.)
Boldur “poison, posion,…not poison”, a cook? Emula forbid!
Sry, but somene has to finally say that. Orendi, how to put it, was very, very naughty. Whatever the size of “stocking” she’ll bring, it’ll remain empty.
Thorn: like her present costume is not sexy enough? Mind that whatever is your answer, she’ll be angry
Lack of mentioning Benedict and Caldarius reindeer corps- unforgiveable.
Merry Christmas? Are you thretening me or sumthn?! Then I double your Merry Christmas and add a happy New Year - damn I’m tough