Rath would forge each battleborn a unique blade. A new combat knife for Whiskey, a replica of a ceremonial Jennerit dagger for Ambra, a new Kama for Pendles. The list goes on.
He himself wouldn’t ask for anything. The only thing he wants now that Rendain is dealt with, is for Lenore for to return so he can have purpose again.
I’m willing to be gift wrapped for a certain someone
I gotta be real guys; any christmas where Boldur is NOT santa is a BAD christmas.
I mean, maybe it would be passable if it were Montana stanta, but come on…
A Netflix subscription for Benedict. *Opens flood gate of new taunts.
Oh… I just started watchin’ "Stranger Things."
HEY AMBRA!!! DON’T BE A P***Y!!! FIREBALL HIM!!!
I want that thing in a nice frame too.
None of that off the rack dollar store sh*t…
And pfffhhh… you really think I’d be so selfish to give out “pictures” of myself?
MAN!!! HELL NO!!! YOU’RE GETTIN’ A POSTERIZED GLOSSY PHOTO!!!
IN A NICE FRAME!!!
THAT’S NOT COVERED IN GLITTER AND SH*T!!!
I celebrate the battleborn winter solstice. The og of winter holidays
Orendi would love a stocking full of coal. Not only can you beat people with it, but they’re rocks that can be burnt. I mean come on.
Alani would get the latest Galilea action figure, with detachable sword and shield throwing action! Damn…now I think I want a Galilea action figure.
Phoebe would like MORE GLORIOUS DATA! Just hire me Phoebe, I’ll work overtime to give you all the data you want!
For Kleese, one of those sit-down bathtubs/showers.
For El Dragon, a copy of this year’s CWF video game, complete with his own character as one of the playable Legends.
A Bowflex home gym for Thorn, so she can work out her anger with some healthy exercise. Get it? BOWflex!
What do you get for the robot butler who has everything? How about some robot pet supplies for his robot owl? Mmmm, tasty robot mice-flavoured treats!
…maybe I’ll come up with some more later.
I dunno but I got skin? ideas and roles for them. Apologies if they’re not very good or whatever. Long weekend and been having fun with the whiskey from the Christmas party.
Ghalt: Santa Claus. All he needs is the red coat and hat. No facial hair needed.
Reyna: Mrs. Claus. Really just the same outfit Ghalt would be wearing, except somehow cooler because Rogues.
Mellka: One of Santa’s helpers. Because she and Ghalt are battle bros.
Kleese: give him a top hat and black clothing and you’ve got Scrooge. Kleese. Gunnar Scrooge? Ebenezer Kleese? Greedy a**hole. There.
Deande: ugly Christmas/tacky holiday sweater. Robe thing. With little Solus’ sewn on.
Rath: I’m thinking a Jack Frost themed costume would work for him. Icy bits here and there and little icicles hanging off of his pointy nose? I approve.
Montana: who wouldn’t want to see the big lug in a tacky holiday sweater? Give him little tree designs. And kittys. Release. The kittys.
Thorn: add an ornament to her shoulder branch. Perfect.
Miko: not sure but you know you want some mistletoe hanging on Miko’s “hat”.
Oscar Mike: make him one of Santa Ghalt’s helpers as well. And wonder why he took the time to cut out fake elf ears from construction paper and tape them to his helmet.
Marquis: nutcracker, anyone? Hoodini could wear a little hat too.
Orendi: I dunno but I want her to have jingly bells on her hat and even little shoes with bells. So noisy.
Phoebe: something of a fancy holiday getup maybe? With a holiday hat?
Caldarius: his armor would have the appearance of coal. Because for whatever reason he’s on the naughty list. COALdarius.
Boldur: I’m feeling a sort of yeti/Abominable Snowman vibe. Or even something in reference to Yukon Cornelius from the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer special.
ISIC: his glass tube thingy would be a completely solid color and would read NOG.
Benedict: …Partridge motif. Whatever a partridge is. Sounds like a dessert.
Ambra: I think she’d be pretty funny in a sort of way as a choir singer. Or a caroler.
Galilea: I’m stymied by this one. So I figured she’d just probably paint her armor with those of the holiday or something.
Toby: hmm…perhaps give him a top hat? Tiny Tim reference? I dunno, he’s a penguin.
Whiskey Foxtrot: more tacky holiday sweater. Sadly cover up that sweet chest. Or he could just wrap holiday lights around himself.
Kelvin: snowman.
Shayne & Aurox: I’m thinking that bunny outfit Ralph had to wear in A Christmas Story. And Aurox has lights all over his body. Or something.
EL DRAGON: another holiday sweater…but this time it’s a vest! Woo…
Attikus: who else but Rudolph Lundgren? I mean the reindeer. Yeah that guy.
Alani: hmm…ice skater outfit? Kinda like that of Maya the Siren from Borderlands 2’s Christmas DLC?
Pendles: wanna see him in a fluffy winter coat. Yeah.
Ernest: wanna see him in an even fluffier winter coat. And his egg is a soup can or a Thermos.
Kid Ultra: well I mean he’s already an action figure so give him a gift tag that reads “To Oscar Mike, From: Montana” or something.
Beatrix: yeah she’s not around yet but…choir angel.
Again, sorry if these aren’t that good
“I don’t know, he’s a penguin.”
HE’S A PENGUIN, AND YOUR CHRISTMAS REFERENCE IS TINY TIM!?! I… I honestly don’t even know how to respond to this… But i liked it…
I’m just lovin’ that Scrooge Kleese. That really needs to be a thing.
I approve as well.
You get a like because I believe you are referencing metalocalypse when talking about Montana. And we could definetly use more of that in life
Yes, yes indeed.
You guys are all nuts, come on…
Wha, don’t have taste for freefried children?
Lol you guys…
No more Battleborn Christmas shenanigans?
That makes baby Jesus cry…
“Aww, you wanna talk about it, kiddo?”