We’ll pull in @TemetNosce for the offbeat crowd. “I love your sound but your outfit could use better itemizaiton. Have you heard about Atlas part N67098? It’d really help you on the high notes as the recoil beats you to paste.”
Can I be a contestant?
I had been hoping you would be a guest judge. I’d love to hear you critique and analyze the guy spinning beer coasters on towers of chopsticks and bog roll tubes with all kinds of intellectual literary jargon. I can only imagine, and cackle with delight at, how you’d pick apart a contortionist performing an interpretive dance routine adorned with garlands of hops and Haribo.
You, sir, have a vivid imagination.

Anyway, you have to have at least one British judge - it’s the rule!
(See: ‘Rule - Britannia’)
“Hmmm…needs more Hail.”
“And that skin/head combo is dreadful!”
Alright @paulothead - it’s the war of the late 90’s photo shoot :
I had Blue Steel down way before Derek did. Or is it Le Tigre? I can never tell.
Wait, no, it’s Derelique!
Please let this become a thing. 
I’m thinking that given the age range represented here it will be a mix of baby pictures, and pictures of questionable hair and fashion choices.
You definitely look too cool for the room. I’d meet you behind the library for a session after school.
This is what I looked like when I was 12:
(It’s not from the 90’s because I wasn’t born yet. It’s from January 2013.)
Hard. A. F. 
I’m in… gonna warm up the ol’ scanner when I get home.
Sometime in the 90s on the drive home from a trip to a skatepark to see a demo from the Santa Cruz team, all psyched from watching Santa Cruz’s ‘Speed Freaks’ video (any skaters in the house remember Eric Dressen’s salad grind? You know the one OMFG), rockin’ ‘Sometimes’ by fIREHOSE. Good times.
Reaching for the bitter already I see.
I enjoyed the throwbacks. 
Oooo throwbacks eh?
Me and little bro probably around 2000-2002 or so.

And me and old pupper duke probably like 1994 or 1995.
I’ll just slip into the throwback party with this picture :

The year is 2006, and I’m the kid on the far right. 
My parents used to take me to my grandma’s every weekend to spend the evening with my cousins and family, we used to have a lot of fun together. Good times …
Back to the present, at least for this post.
On our way to the diner for Birthday/Christmas breakfast. Merry Christmas, from your friendly neighborhood yeti clan.







