This audio log was sent to Toby by Whiskey Foxtrot upon hearing of the so called “Friendship Raid”
So, you went on a cooool adventure called the “Friendship Raid” huh? Well then, I guess I know where I stand, huh?
I thought we were pals, Toby, you KNOW I love shooting dudes, dodging lasers and blowing up space ships! That’s like, 3 of my top ten things to do with friends!
Whiskey Foxtrot is clearly attempting to hold back tears.
The worst part is, ISIC and Pendles told me all about it! You blew up roughly 10 ships, and killed a TON of jerkbags! And YOU DIDN’T INVITE ME?!
You didn’t invite me, but you let ISIC, Pendles, and Pheobe go with you though, huh?
Greeaaaat. sniff You invite the crazy robot jerk, the psycho snake creep, and the pretentious science lady. But not sniff your old pal Foxtrot!
Whiskey yells half in anger, half in anguish as you hear a table splinter
I swear to Minrec, if I’m delegated to supporting the assh*le Mike in “battle school” as my official Operation appearance, I’m gonna airlock someone!
Whiskey calms down, moderately
sniff I’m not mad Toby. Just… disappointed. sniff When you get this, I’ll probably be in the infirmary. I may or may not have a thousand or so splinters in my arm right now, anyway, I’ll see you later, Toby.
XOXO, Whiskey Foxtrot
The audio log ends with a loud thud, presumably because Whiskey passed out due to blood loss.
-Received 24 hours ago