#281

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EDIT: DAMMIT YOU TRICKED ME!!!

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#282

Not intentionally, but yes, I suppose I did.

Out of curiosity - Toby, why would you put a r*pe whistle on your mech suit when it has a railgun, minelayer, and a frickin’ giant-ass laser built into it? Seems a little pointless.

#283

I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to give me a while to get over that story; it seems to have temporarily broken me… I’m still laughing.

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#284

Totally agree. Reminds me of the hours it took to recover from Mr Torgue screaming BLOWJOOOOBS in BL2.

#285

WHY AM I ONLY BEING ALLOWED ONE LIKE EVERY TWENTY MINUTES!?! GAH!!

Takes deep breathes. Serenity now. Serenity now.

Seriously though, that’s such a dumb system…

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#286

Gonna just put these here.

:heart: :heart: :heart:

Just so I can poke fun.

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#287

I’ve been dealing with that for weeks. There’s actually a badge for it! Only 8 people have it too. Joooiiiin usssss

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#288

Trust me, it’s “fun” enough that you liked my post about me not being able to like stuff.

I mean, seriously, it’s not like it’s going to cause inflation or something, haha.

Damn mods lording thier unlimited likes over my head… I have plenty of love to give too!

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#289

Whiskey: Uughhh, I swear, I’m gonna have to explain this to everyone on NOVA.
I figured I’d try to get over how much I hate his youthful arrogance by attempting to be a father figure. Help him grow up so he’s not a dumbass.

Whiskey facepalms and takes a deep breath

We were watching the Mailman. Ya know, that sh*tty thriller. This was just after I tried to teach him skeet shooting, video gaming, cooking, EVERYTHING. Instead he took it as some weird kind of date.

Whiskey hollers at Attukus

I’M SORRY! I TRIED TO HELP HIM NOT BE A DUMBASS!

Sorry guys, I’ll take care of this one way or another.

Whiskey mutters something that possesses Reyna to cover Toby’s ears

Reyna: DUDE! Don’t say that sh*t in front of Toby!

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#290

Toby shrugs Reyna off.

W-What the HELL, Reyna! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A KID!! Did you forget that I swear regularly?!

(Sighs… STILL out of likes…)

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#291

I may or may not have spent 3 minutes liking and unliking your post xD

Now I’m outta likes too! YAAAY!

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#292

I felt like protesting Gearbox for more likes, but then i remembered that protesting isn’t good for anything, haha.

Anyways, i’m going to bed, and then proceed to post on the forums for another 12 hours at work. Life is good.

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#293

Now, now. C’mon Whiskey. There’s no shame in saying you were showing Oscar Mike his first porno.
Hell… in Aviant culture it’s EXPECTED that the parents show their kids how it’s done at a young age. Give it proper context. Otherwise they’ll learn it from the Internet, and there’s no telling WHAT kind freaky stuff they’ll pick up there. It’s called responsible parenting and it ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of.

Circinae and I both showed our kids how it was done. They had lots of questions. We made the mistake of accepting questions throughout instead of at the end of the presentation, and it lost a lot of the fire that it would’ve usually had, but still… it was our duty as responsible parents. Nothin’ to be ashamed of.

Unless you were showing him “Flex Nuts of Detritus VIII: Scream Like a Piggy!” No. No. No… Wrong. So wrong. Do NOT make that Oscar’s first porno experience.

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#294

Number eight is out now?!

Reyna shoots Toby a look of disgusted anger.

Reyna: That’d better be a joke, fool, cause you KNOW you’re not allowed to watch porn!

Toby stares sardonically at Reyna for several seconds.

Toby: What is WRONG with you? I’M 41, NOT 12!!!

Benedict: Still gross though, Toby.

Toby: B-But… But… YOU’RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP!!

Benedict: And now i regret it.

Benedict and Reyna walk off, shaking thier heads in silent disgust, while Toby stares after them in disbelief with his mouth agape. Whiskey then approaches Toby awkwardly.

Whiskey: Uh, hey, Tobes? I’ve got a question…
H-
pauses
H-How do you… You know… With your flippe-

Toby: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT’S OKAY TO ASK ME!?!

Whiskey runs off, embarrassed.

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#295

Ernest faceclaws, slowly shaking his head.

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#296

Irony

#297

@skeksis_SYL