Bandit Yelp Reviews: NOW WITH 100% MORE LUNATIC RAVINGS!

I laughed so hard the first time I came across McShooty in the game…

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Sounds like his email was set up by the same guy who set up Creed’s blog in the office!

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

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Marcus’s Orphanage:
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TERRIBLE!!! WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT IS THIS??? I ORDERED AND WAS NEVER SERVED!!! I WAS QUITE CLEAR. I SCREAMED, “I’M STARVING. I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES!!!” I WAITED FOR AN HOUR, AND THEN THE OWNER STARTED SHOOTING AT ME!!! NEVER GOING BACK! AT LEAST NOT WITHOUT A SHIELD!!!

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Ellie’s Garage, the Dust

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Ellie, the slutty owner, has verbally sexually harassed my boyfriend many times, even if I’m there with him. I have proof, secretly recorded when he took his Runner in for service -

“Don’t get many visitors 'round here, 'specially one so cute.”
"You be careful out there, cutie!
“Come back and see me sometime, you sumbitch.”
“Just haul your FINE self to my garage.”

If there were any friggin’ laws on this planet, I’d haul her fat ass into court and make her stop, but since there aren’t all I can do is warn everyone about this sexual predator.

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AGREE! AGREE! FRIENDS ASK ME GO ELLIE GARAGE AND ASK FOR A LONG STAND.

I GO SEE ELLIE ASK FOR LONG STAND FRIEND WANTS, SHE SAID WAIT RIGHT OVER THERE.

I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR HOURS NOW, I AM GOING TO FUKING KILL HER WITH THE LEFT HANDED SCREW DRIVER MY FRIEND ALSO ASK ME TO PICK UP FROM HER WHEN SHE GET BACK!!!

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Random nondescript Pile of Rakk Guano

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IT SMELLS LIKE MY MOM!!! YUMMY!!

GET AWAY FROM MY CACTUS!!! THERES NO BACON IN THE TOILET PAPERS!!!

RAKK POO IS THE ONLY WAY TO FLY

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