#22

Yeah something like this could be good. Posted a guide for new and mid level players in the competitive section because I didn’t see any.

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#23

I’m actually really excited. After I’m done with work, I’ll follow up a little.

Seriously, if people are willing to help out a little, toss me a PM too.

I work quite a bit and have a bunch of other drags on my time, so I only get to play between about 1AM and 3AM (EST) most weekdays, but if we can work something up, I’d be thrilled to get together with some of you to make this happen.

#24

Oh… You. Well, unfortunately, i believe the position of hall monitor is best filled by… anyone else; preferably someone who isn’t looking to use high yield explosives on the students…

However, if you’re still interested; i believe there’s an opening for “class pet”.

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#25

We used to have a hamster, but I think Thorn might have eaten him…

She said something about, “not calling her a ‘space elf’”

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#26

…huh. @Benedict_87, your new job is to call Thorn a “space elf”.

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#27

me?! Be Sarcastic? NEVER!

But the offer is sincere. I am only level 30ish (due to not playing a ton) but I have a basic idea of how to run most of the PvP and PvE.

#28

I’m actually just the janitor, and as such, i probably shouldn’t be assigning people roles; this isn’t an inner city school, after all. Apply to the superintendent.

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#29

I’m really excited to get anyone aboard whose interested in teaching new people. Still need to finish a couple things up, but I’ll come back to this soon.

#30

My Credentials: Knows how to teach: I have watched Key and Peele’s substitute teacher sketches going on over 100 times. I am the greatest teacher I know and also the most humble.

Skills: Yes I have them and they tend to pay the bills.

Hobbies: Video games, Guitar, Bashing things with a hammer, Robotics, Creating evil plots, Chemistry, Math, Making sure Heroes are thwarted, Reading a good book, Baking, and cooking up something evil.

Education: Masters of the Universe

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#31

Yeah Like Eric Cartmenis can reach something. The last thing he reached was the bottom of a KFC bucket.

#32

You won’t be thwarting any heroes if I can help it. Janitor powers ACTIVATE!! Form of… Vomit-absorbing sawdust!

#33

Class pet!!!
CLASS PET!!!
I ain’t TOBY!!!
I’m a BADASS DAMMIT!!!

Whatevs… I’m out…

#34

Oh, but I though you wanted old Benedict to be the class pet.

But I do love insulting people.
So tell me… what’s this job pay?
Got benefits?

#35

Here is what we have so far:

Potential Home:

Battleborn Discord channel (thanks to @Tokesy97)

People Interested In Teaching:

@sbspalding (PS4) [US EST]

[Thorn, Alani, Kleese]

(Available after 1AM local)

@HandsomeCam (PS4) [US Central]

[Toby, Orendi, Shayne & Aurox, Benedict, Rath]

(Available between 12AM - 5AM local)

@Benedict_87 (PC) [US EST]

[Kleese, Miko, Reyna, Toby]

(Available on weekends)

@Credible23

@bgfarmer85

@BaconianOne (PS4) (US PST)

[Reyna, Miko, Benedict, Marquis]

(Available nights and mornings local)

@NatsumeRyu (PS4/PC)

@Ryballs (PS4) [AUS GMT+8]

[Miko, Kleese]

(Available after 8PM local)

ashults1234 (PC) [US Central]

[ISIC, Shayne & Aurox, Caldarius, etc…]

mshldm1234 (XB1) [US EST]

[Ambra, Benedict, Caldarius, Deande, El Dragon, Mellka, Oscar Mike, Reyna, Shayne and Aurox, Thorn]

Still looking for more, also could people get me the following:

  1. System you play on.
  2. Times/Timezone you play in.
  3. Characters you play (or feel like teaching).
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#36

PS4
Western Australia (GMT+8)
Available after about 8pm (varies on weekend)
Willing to teach Miko or Kleese

#37

It pays one grub per hour.

Haha; GRUB! Get it?! 'Cause yer a BIRD!

The benefit is that i don’t cast you screaming into Minrec’s gaping maw.

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#38

PS4
U.S. central time. I’m usually on between 12:00am and 5:00am, so i guess i got the night shift, just like a REAL janitor!
My characters of choice are as follows:
Toby
Orendi
Shayne & Aurox
Benedict
Rath

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#39

Breaking Character…

Steam. PC. (Yeah… ouch.)
Eastern US. Mostly on the weekends.
Kleese, Miko, Reyna, and… um… Toby. (I’m not great as Benedict, but I love his character)

#40

One… that’s racist.
Two… leave the bird puns to professionals.
Like me. Or Montana.
You know, I never used to like bird puns? But Montana has a way of makin’ 'em grow on you.
Like a fungus. Get it?
It’s funnier when I say that to Miko.

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#41

So… Do we have a deal? Minrec is hungry for your flesh. It’s the one thing him and i share in common.

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