Uh… these are for… uh… a little guy I… may have… lost my temper with.
I kicked you down boy,
Your fallen tears soaked the soil,
Still feel like I lost…
Ugly tree grows high,
No perch, branches rip my wings.
From the salty seed.
You’re a man I know,
Memory played tricks on me,
Thought you were my s—
Yeah… no… no… no… no… no… no…
Let’s not go that far. No. Let’s just say I know I did wrong and I probably owe you one and leave it at that, ok?
Thread necromancy
Arise from the forum depths
Five more syllables
Unbelievable!!! Look at this! LOOK AT THIS!!!
This is what that little a**hole just private messaged me…
Saw your lame haikus…
Thought I’d try it out myself…
F**k you Benedict!
Seriously? Seriously? C’MON MAN!!! Alright… alright… fine… fine… if that’s the way you want it… that’s the way you’ll get it…
Pooped the bed again?
Pants would fix that problem boy,
No more bed wetting!
Enjoy buddy!
Breaking Character…
This post was removed due to an error in judgment where I did not differentiate between “fun to write” and “fun to read/appropriate to post”.
This has gotten me in trouble in the real world on occasion.
Here… this picture sums it up.
Thank you @Ganjamira for the feedback.
I know, I know - he hates you. And you hate him. And Toby is to shy to face you openly in the forums, so we mods could take action, but Dude - cool your jets. Its just a penguin. You are above him in the foodchain.
So please: Consider small doses of imaginary rage.
Use it as cherry on top of a sundae, not throw a cherrytree at the ice café.
Frick… I got in trouble with the mods.
Thanks a lot Toby.
He is really more vicious that he looks.
But Pendles is worse, he assassinated 2 of my actionfigures and disappeared with my hot pockets.
When you think Shayne is cleptomanic you just have´nt realised yet how much stuff the snek already burgled from you.
Here I am again
Playing Oscar Mike, badly
Goddammit, I’m dead.
Oh my god, German haiku is the sexiest.
My dear hot pockets
Cold tears in empty kitchen…
Snake abducted thou
Hot pockets, Eh?
So THAT’S the unholy, nuclear-fire esque material that Aurox spews out on the battlefield!
Hot pocket innards!
An inventive line
Followed by another one
And an odd punchline.
Haiku are the worst
Outskirts is still lagging loads
And I’m dead again
Matches are Quick now
Meltdown returns triumphant
Two lanes deadly fun.
There once was an internet forum
Where people wrote poetry out of boredom
Poetry about games
That we played every day
Isn’t this community awesome!?
Meltdown is fun
Why is everyone on A
I’m alone at B
Oh no here comes the enemy
Chill mode is engaged
Time to play a funsies match…
Annnd pubstomped again