Battleborn Haikus, Limericks, and Verbal Art... POETRY SLAM, Y'ALL!

Thread necromancy
Arise from the forum depths
Five more syllables

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Unbelievable!!! Look at this! LOOK AT THIS!!!
This is what that little a**hole just private messaged me…

Saw your lame haikus…
Thought I’d try it out myself…
F**k you Benedict!

Seriously? Seriously? C’MON MAN!!! Alright… alright… fine… fine… if that’s the way you want it… that’s the way you’ll get it…

Pooped the bed again?
Pants would fix that problem boy,
No more bed wetting!

Enjoy buddy!

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Breaking Character…

This post was removed due to an error in judgment where I did not differentiate between “fun to write” and “fun to read/appropriate to post”.

This has gotten me in trouble in the real world on occasion.
Here… this picture sums it up.

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Thank you @Ganjamira for the feedback.

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[as Toby]

Toby. Toby. Tobes.
Toby. Toby. Toby. Yeah!
Berg says, “F**k you, Bene-DICK!”

@Benedict_87

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@Benedict_87

[please see my last post above your post above this one]

@Benedict_87

Benny and Ernest.
Reconciling I wish for.
My favourite birds.

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I know, I know - he hates you. And you hate him. And Toby is to shy to face you openly in the forums, so we mods could take action, but Dude - cool your jets. Its just a penguin. You are above him in the foodchain.

So please: Consider small doses of imaginary rage.
Use it as cherry on top of a sundae, not throw a cherrytree at the ice café.

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Frick… I got in trouble with the mods.
Thanks a lot Toby.

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He is really more vicious that he looks.
But Pendles is worse, he assassinated 2 of my actionfigures and disappeared with my hot pockets.

When you think Shayne is cleptomanic you just have´nt realised yet how much stuff the snek already burgled from you.

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@Ganjamira

He fences it all on the black market to help finance Executive Executions.

Here I am again
Playing Oscar Mike, badly
Goddammit, I’m dead.

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Oh my god, German haiku is the sexiest.

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My dear hot pockets
Cold tears in empty kitchen…
Snake abducted thou

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@Ganjamira

Hot pockets, Eh?

So THAT’S the unholy, nuclear-fire esque material that Aurox spews out on the battlefield!

Hot pocket innards!

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An inventive line
Followed by another one
And an odd punchline.

Haiku are the worst
Outskirts is still lagging loads
And I’m dead again

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Matches are Quick now
Meltdown returns triumphant
Two lanes deadly fun.

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There once was an internet forum
Where people wrote poetry out of boredom
Poetry about games
That we played every day
Isn’t this community awesome!?

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Meltdown is fun
Why is everyone on A
I’m alone at B
Oh no here comes the enemy

Chill mode is engaged
Time to play a funsies match…
Annnd pubstomped again

Alright.
I’ve had all night to cool down.
I’m calm now.
And… I apologize. I don’t always make the best decisions when I’m fired up.
I will try to avoid… talking about… a certain little guy again… and sharing his private messages.
I get it, forum rules and everything. I don’t wanna get kicked out of here either. I don’t even know why I get angry with him sometimes.

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