Battleborn Haikus, Limericks, and Verbal Art... POETRY SLAM, Y'ALL!

Death to all my foes
Vengeance towards the empire
Ambra you dumb b itch

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Ernest is coming
So get your pitchforks ready
Here comes the nerf calls

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Nerf all of my foes
The enemies are more skilled
I suck at this game

Literally everyone calling for random nerfs
(Albeit some are justified)

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I thought this thread sucked
But now I can’t stop reading
Please don’t ever stop!

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Why are you taunting
After killing in campaign
Jazz hand’s annoying

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He never wrote mine
I needed a limmerick!
You can’t trust the mods. :spy:

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Enemies scramble disoriented
as I kill in a flash
What’s that on your neck.?
it’s a souvenir from my Burst Dash

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Here’s my attempt at a Limmerick

I’m an all-powerful being,
Stuck to an irresponsible teen.
All I want are souls,
She uses me for her goals.
At least when I leave, she can’t be seen.

Edit: Thanks!

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I think you did it right - http://www.dictionary.com/browse/limerick

Hey, who said you could change your profile pic?
Bad Slif_One
slaps with newspaper.

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Clad in her shadow
Dark angel raises her wings
Desecrating all

(are ā€œdesecratingā€ 3 or 4 syllables??? :sob: )

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4 :slight_smile:

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Agh, beaten by the sneaky snake.

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Awesome! ^^ Thanks guys!

I’ve been meaning to for a while since my previous favourite was ruined by the over-buff that I said would happen back during beta, but the community persisted and here we are… >.<

I had to break up with Deande until she’s returned back to her former sneaky self instead of this front-line slayer (Rath clone) that she’s become :frowning:

I just wish Pendles was a chick… :confused: But snakes are my hobby and my passion, so this was inevitable either way lol :slight_smile:

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oscar mike, pendles,
deande, shayne and aurox;
stealthy battleborn.

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It just threw me off, you had it for sooo long. I think Deande’s attack speed buff was needed though, it didn’t make sense that she couldn’t swing her fans as fast or faster than someone using a sword. She was attacking at the same speed as Boldur before and that was so painful, I always used attack speed gear on her before now I can try different gear with her.

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Derailed a good thread
Sorry folks, back to topic
Write some more Haikus

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I just hate that they buffed Deandes ult it was fine as it was the problem was though is that the many people who used it were upset it wasn’t dreadwind 2.0 so they complained and complained and now the ults insanely strong

Venom wings fly high,
Poisoned claw rushes forward -
Killed by a space elf.

(if I do a mistake in syllables just yell at me^^)

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