Death to all my foes
Vengeance towards the empire
Ambra you dumb b itch
Ernest is coming
So get your pitchforks ready
Here comes the nerf calls
Nerf all of my foes
The enemies are more skilled
I suck at this game
Literally everyone calling for random nerfs
(Albeit some are justified)
I thought this thread sucked
But now I canāt stop reading
Please donāt ever stop!
Why are you taunting
After killing in campaign
Jazz handās annoying
He never wrote mine
I needed a limmerick!
You canāt trust the mods. 
Enemies scramble disoriented
as I kill in a flash
Whatās that on your neck.?
itās a souvenir from my Burst Dash
Hereās my attempt at a Limmerick
Iām an all-powerful being,
Stuck to an irresponsible teen.
All I want are souls,
She uses me for her goals.
At least when I leave, she canāt be seen.
Edit: Thanks!
Hey, who said you could change your profile pic?
Bad Slif_One
slaps with newspaper.
Clad in her shadow
Dark angel raises her wings
Desecrating all
(are ādesecratingā 3 or 4 syllables???
)
4 
Agh, beaten by the sneaky snake.
Awesome! ^^ Thanks guys!
Iāve been meaning to for a while since my previous favourite was ruined by the over-buff that I said would happen back during beta, but the community persisted and here we are⦠>.<
I had to break up with Deande until sheās returned back to her former sneaky self instead of this front-line slayer (Rath clone) that sheās become 
I just wish Pendles was a chickā¦
But snakes are my hobby and my passion, so this was inevitable either way lol 
oscar mike, pendles,
deande, shayne and aurox;
stealthy battleborn.
It just threw me off, you had it for sooo long. I think Deandeās attack speed buff was needed though, it didnāt make sense that she couldnāt swing her fans as fast or faster than someone using a sword. She was attacking at the same speed as Boldur before and that was so painful, I always used attack speed gear on her before now I can try different gear with her.
Derailed a good thread
Sorry folks, back to topic
Write some more Haikus
I just hate that they buffed Deandes ult it was fine as it was the problem was though is that the many people who used it were upset it wasnāt dreadwind 2.0 so they complained and complained and now the ults insanely strong
Venom wings fly high,
Poisoned claw rushes forward -
Killed by a space elf.
(if I do a mistake in syllables just yell at me^^)