So hey, apparently Mike is blue under that armor. That’s something I neither wanted nor asked for today: better knowledge of what that dumbass looks like naked.
But the real question is, who’s more blue right now - him or the bird? It’s funny, see, because Benedict got nerfed. And he’s probably crying right now. Like, a lot…
…ugh. Sorry, too soon, too soon. Gotta be nice, apparently. Empathy. Been working on that, weekend hobby, not my idea, blame the Captain.
It’s okay, dude. It’s okay. We’ve all been nerfed before. Me? Old veteran. Your health, yeah, it’s sad. You’ll miss it. Trust me. Damage? Hey, at least you still shoot straight. I mean, you don’t have to, because of that homing BS, but…
Right. Right. Empathy. Damn this is tough. Having empathy for Benedict is like trying to smile through a stomach cramp.
Look, what I’m trying to say is: cheer up. It’ll be okay. Hang out with Gals, give each other sympathy. She’s probably pretty blue herself.
Well, more of a purple, actually. Why don’t we ever get to see under that armor, anyway? Way more interesting…
…uh, in a scientific kinda way, I mean. You know what? I gotta go. Apparently Kleese has “leaked the patch notes” or something. And all he said was, “Mell, you’ve got to take a look at this.”
Hoping it’s more Benedict nerfs, personally. Screw that guy.
Yeah, I really did not succeed at doing empathy today.