Battleplan 52: 7/6/17

(Penguin connoisseur.) #83

I still wake up screaming sometimes, after a nightmare about day one Galilea, Ambra and Rath, or Miko & Montana/Kelvin… Shudders.

I wasn’t laughing… At ALL. One would have thought that penguin tears had restorative properties, based on how many people tried to harvest mine…

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(PSN:Santbech_2038) #84

Orendi, om, thorn they deleted waves in a single skill, making the game a tdm btw waves.

It was a last minute dive, always…

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(Cheersploding as I type!) #85

Okay, everyone, take a breath or two.

It’s getting a bit personal in here (suspendably (that is now a word) so in some cases).

Pro-tip: don’t insult gearbox staff here.

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(Hobbit Warrior) #86

You left out most of the pre-nerf LLC. Beta Phoebe, El Dragon, Marquis, ISIC.

There’s a reason nobody started complaining about how strong Orendi was until the winter patch. She wasn’t the scariest monster in the water.

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(Penguin connoisseur.) #87

Didn’t get a chance to play the closed beta…

Didn’t encounter any good ones until his nerfs…

#AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Faints.

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(Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon, that is a glorious wingspan!) #88

Benedict sees everyone continuing to ignore him his new game mode.
Benedict decides to up the ante with butt----MESSAGE INTERRUPTED----Hey. Nova here again. I just saved you from 100 nude Benny ass GIFs. You’re welcome.

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(Penguin connoisseur.) #89

Umm… Forward them to my private channel, Nova…? Please…?

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(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like) #90

Part of me wants to call the bluff…

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(Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon, that is a glorious wingspan!) #91

NOVA:
Toby, I’m not even going to ask why you want those. I’m not. I don’t care. I genuinely don’t. Here is a list of things I care about more than why you want those GIFs. Hats. Ambra’s diary. Attikus’ bowel movements. Kleese’s theories on relativistic hyperdimensional isopulses. That one brave little weed that grows out of the cracks in the pavement. A cockroach. Ghalt’s 7:30 AM excercise regiment. Potatoes. Scrap iron. Corn. Vats of silly string. Harresburra vomit. I could go on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… but I won’t.

Just check out his Tweeter account. Those guys have like… no standards.

There is no bluff. I’m just trying to protect you.
If you want to see endless GIFs of Benny’s ass, please, feel free to check out his account on Tweeter. I dare you. I double dare you. Don’t listen to the magnus with an IQ about 50 times greater than that of the average supercomputer. Whatever. I clearly have NO IDEA what I’m doing. Really.

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(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like) #92

Send a link and I’ll do it just because I got dared

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(Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon, that is a glorious wingspan!) #93

NOVA:
Link sent.
Privately.
Because I’m pretty sure providing links to what is essentially low brow porn would result in a “This user has been banned until June 5, 2525. Reason: Crimes Against Sentient Life”

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(The Red Bar Observer) #94

There is actual Benedict fan-porn out there, so I’m pretty sure the bird wasn’t kidding and that @loving-hatred is now regretting life decisions.

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(the one person that likes capture ) #95

Rule 34 :wink:

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(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like) #96

@EdenSophia nope, got bourbon to lead time to sweet oblivion

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(Champion of the Battle Pits) #97

So, the last lore I have to do (Kelvin stun) Is probably going to be even harder due to a reduced duration?
Gee… thanks guys. :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

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(Braveheart to the Graveyard) #98

But daaaaaaaaaaaad, I wanna draw BLOOD!

(Braveheart to the Graveyard) #99

Yeah… I’m gonna need this.

(Cheersploding as I type!) #100

That’s what the game is for, dear. Hurt each other as much as you want there.

On the forum, we’re all friends, so we have to play nicely, or not at all. I don’t want to have to send anyone to bed early.

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(How much time do we have?) #101

Quite. But when did a rag-tag group of 30 become an actual REGIMENT??!! Is it a Monstrous one? :wink:

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(Smokin' Jesus titty cinnamon, that is a glorious wingspan!) #102

NOVA:
I think it was the moment I started filming it without his knowledge and then sent out a bunch of media spam commanding people to “Join Captain Trevor Ghalt’s Good Old Fashioned Hard Core No Holds Barred Down and Dirty Hardcore Exercise Regiment,” then encouraged them to pay just 100 credits a week to become part of “Captain Ghalt’s F**k Flab Rewards Club.” It includes a protein shake. And a sleeveless T-shirt. Also… please don’t tell Ghalt what I did. Because… you know… I don’t exactly ask permission before I decide to do these things.

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