Battleplan 52: 7/6/17

(PSN LucastheUniverse) #144

They at least bump everybody that has two up to three before they make more

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(Braveheart to the Graveyard) #145

If Attikus could get a new premium taunt, that’d be nice. i know there’s ops taunts but come on

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(The Title Master) #146

Anyone got any hopes/ideas what the next battleplan may include?

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(Kain Zilla) #147

Hopes:
A report that the free trial has generated so much revenue that a Season 2 is already in the works with a marketing budget three times larger than anything Gearbox has ever done before.

And also all of the bugs, issues, interface, limits, and balance problems have been perfectly ironed out and nobody will ever have anything to complain about again.

And all premium taunts and skins are free to people who were already playing.

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(The Title Master) #148

Any more realistic ones? :joy:

I’m kidding, but this[quote=“KainZilla, post:147, topic:1563627”]
And also all of the bugs, issues, interface, limits, and balance problems
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I hope to see soon. Although not sure how much of this can be fixed in a hot fix!

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(Kain Zilla) #149

Realistic? Okay! (Note: This is going to be sarcastic. I don’t mean any of this).


HEADER


NEW THIS WEEK

Hey guys!

Hope you had a good [insert event here]. Thanks to everyone who is playing!

We’ve told you about Rocket Brawl 14 times now and you’ll be pleased to know it is still coming.

Now we’ll explain it again.


HOT FIXES

We’ve been hard at work with balances.

Boldur:
Still too strong, we’ve reduced all of his damage numbers to 10.

Galilea:
Nobody is playing her anymore so we have now added bleed to every hit and if she looks at you, you become stunned.

Kid Ultra:
We fixed his AI for bots. Instead of flying around and doing nothing, now he will remain in your base at all times.


COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT

Do you guys care about tournaments? These forums sure talk about tournaments non-stop. It is remarkable how much everyone thinks tournaments are awesome.

Well we aren’t having any.

Shout outs to everyone who loves them, though. You guys are awesome.


COMING UP

We got an awesome patch coming out Soon™. Expect to hear more about it Soon™. We may even have it done within the next 6-8 months.

But for now, here’s a SHiFT code that you will DEFINITELY be using.

“Hopeless Addict” Title : GHTYU-DHRIK-QYFKI-DHEUK-DHE8U
This title will expire on July 27th when we officially shut down the servers. Thanks for playing everyone!


LORE

One more for the road:

A rift bubble opened up and Solus exploded.

Thanks everyone!

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(Jennerit Supremacist) #150

Inb4 mod removes comment and suspends user.

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(Kain Zilla) #151

God, I hope not.

Curse you, humour! You’ve doomed me again!

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(Jennerit Supremacist) #152

Don’t worry, if it’s your first offense you should get away with just a warning. Should.

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(How much time do we have?) #153

Just make all the text hot pink so everyone knows it’s a satirical post, and you’ll be fine.

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(Kain Zilla) #154

I actually started scouring the boards looking for satire indicated in hot pink just to see if you were having a go at me…

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(How much time do we have?) #155

It was a satirical response

OK: it’s official now. Hot pink is the (new) colour of satire!

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(PSN LucastheUniverse) #156

Omg this killed me :joy:

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(Gone off comms, will update this when i feel like) #157

I have but one like to give you

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(Deandes in crime ) #158

That comment could get you banned. Don’t u have a warning already?

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(Kain Zilla) #159

@blainebrossart1

QUICK! Change your font colour to hot pink!

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(Jennerit Supremacist) #160

At worse suspended for like a day or two. Alex got suspended like 5 times before eating a perma ban.

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(Hobbit Warrior) #161

Like 5 perma bans.

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(Jennerit Supremacist) #162

I think 6. I’ll ask him later.

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(The Title Master) #163

Just waiting for the Battleplan amirite guys? :stuck_out_tongue:

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