Eyes down, folks, It’s the hotly anticipated Beta version of the Battleborn Beta Forum Anguish Beta Bingo Card (Beta) V.1b (beta)! Hoorayyyyyyy!!!
Looks like you forgot to ad “it’s unplayable because it is only 30 FPS”.
This is why PH is the greatest.
These have become your legacy.
Did I mention that this is the beta version?. Some features may be subject to change, and may not be available in the final release. 
What? 
and Galilea is a better Phoebe than Phoebe.
I need to put in a support ticket.
I put a checker piece down every time I saw one of the above and my desk current’y looks like a little plastic castle.
The makers of the Beta Battleborn Beta Forum Anguish Beta Bingo Card Beta (Beta) cannot take responsibility for any kind of mediaeval architectural problems you may be experiencing.
I’m not buying this game if you don’t make the changes I demand. You won’t get my $50 and GBX will have to declare bankruptcy. Don’t make me count to three you guys. One… Two…
If you have any suggestions for features you’d like to see in the De-beta’ed version of this Forum Anguish Bingo card, please reply using this format:
Name:
Position:
Bank account details:
Platform: (usually discourse, but what do I know)
Shoe Size:
Platform Shoe Size:
Nature of Suggestion: 30 characters max.
Favourite Delusion:
Why this forum:
Tarzan Noise:
Microtransaction confirmed.
CLASSIC GBX.
Name: Hand Banana
Position: Whatever gets me off first. Its a race.
Bank account details: my bank account is already tail-less and does not need detailing
Platform: a solid concrete floor
Shoe Size: 14
Platform Shoe Size: 13 to preserve balance
Nature of Suggestion: Would like a picture of a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
Favourite Delusion: Your sex life
Why this forum: Why not this forum
Tarzan Noise: AAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII
Name: Peter Griffin
Position: Supreme Ruler of Solus
Bank account details:12… oh I see whats going on here
Platform: A box, squirrel, and a rubber band all taped together
Shoe Size: Bigger than a breadbox
Platform Shoe Size: smaller than a breadbox
Nature of Suggestion: Violent
Favourite Delusion: I’m Supreme Ruler of Solus
Why this forum: Becuz thats why
Tarzan Noise:beep
Where is “bingo card is wrong size”?
Oh, and “skins are boring”
Name: GW
Position: Community Badass
Bank account details: My bank account’s fine, thanks for asking.
Platform: Soap box
Shoe Size: 11
Platform Shoe Size: Uh…12?
Nature of Suggestion: Where’s the free space?
Favourite Delusion: TPS was well written.
Why this forum: Redit was closed.
Tarzan Noise: Aaauugaa!
Omg wrong format.
Cannot process your request.
Name: VaultHunter101
Position: In front of a computer
Bank account details: Manx - it naturally has no tail 
Platform: 9.75
Shoe Size: 99
Platform Shoe Size: Elton John Special
Nature of Suggestion: Overwatch is more fun
Favourite Delusion: England winning the world cup
Why this forum: The other one is dead, Jim
Tarzan Noise: Ungawa!
What is with people whining about 30 or 60 FPS? Some folks must have some really sensitive eyes, I can barely tell a difference.