If you have any suggestions for features you’d like to see in the De-beta’ed version of this Forum Anguish Bingo card, please reply using this format:
Name:
Position:
Bank account details:
Platform: (usually discourse, but what do I know)
Shoe Size:
Platform Shoe Size:
Nature of Suggestion: 30 characters max.
Favourite Delusion:
Why this forum:
Tarzan Noise:
Microtransaction confirmed.
CLASSIC GBX.
Name: Hand Banana
Position: Whatever gets me off first. Its a race.
Bank account details: my bank account is already tail-less and does not need detailing
Platform: a solid concrete floor
Shoe Size: 14
Platform Shoe Size: 13 to preserve balance
Nature of Suggestion: Would like a picture of a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
Favourite Delusion: Your sex life
Why this forum: Why not this forum
Tarzan Noise: AAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAAAOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII
Name: Peter Griffin
Position: Supreme Ruler of Solus
Bank account details:12… oh I see whats going on here
Platform: A box, squirrel, and a rubber band all taped together
Shoe Size: Bigger than a breadbox
Platform Shoe Size: smaller than a breadbox
Nature of Suggestion: Violent
Favourite Delusion: I’m Supreme Ruler of Solus
Why this forum: Becuz thats why
Tarzan Noise:beep
Where is “bingo card is wrong size”?
Oh, and “skins are boring”
Name: GW
Position: Community Badass
Bank account details: My bank account’s fine, thanks for asking.
Platform: Soap box
Shoe Size: 11
Platform Shoe Size: Uh…12?
Nature of Suggestion: Where’s the free space?
Favourite Delusion: TPS was well written.
Why this forum: Redit was closed.
Tarzan Noise: Aaauugaa!
Omg wrong format.
Cannot process your request.
Name: VaultHunter101
Position: In front of a computer
Bank account details: Manx - it naturally has no tail 
Platform: 9.75
Shoe Size: 99
Platform Shoe Size: Elton John Special
Nature of Suggestion: Overwatch is more fun
Favourite Delusion: England winning the world cup
Why this forum: The other one is dead, Jim
Tarzan Noise: Ungawa!
What is with people whining about 30 or 60 FPS? Some folks must have some really sensitive eyes, I can barely tell a difference.
Wait, someone really complained about teamwork? Indirectly I suppose (they probably complained about how much they were steamrolled by peoples using teamwork properly), but still…
“Y U NO CUTE” -> But that’s a cute animal pic moderator we have here, what are they talking about.
What’s a DPUH anyway? ^^"
"more boobies pleaseé -> that’s just an indirect way to tell the devs they want more Moxxi.
“balance not unlanced enough”/“too balanced” -> wait what ? xD
“pong clone” -> I would say mario clone. There’s a mushroom making you stronger in both game.
“OMG SJW”-> It’s okay, Marquis hates you all equally anyway.
Poor Phoebe…
No, none of these are real.
Apart from the ones that are.
These are all obviously satirical.
So satirical that they’re actually occurring in an alarmingly constant fashion to this very moment!
But I’m certain it is just meant to be ironic at this point. Like a Hipster wearing crocs.
“I was faux-posting about FPS before it was cool.” shades
BINGO!
No wait… I’m missing one. Am I? I’m confused. Oh, look! A shiney!!!
This sort of thing makes me want to play the game almost more than anything else. 
Name: PSO4FANBOI
Position: PCs suck!
Bank account details: It’s looking very lovely this time of year.
Platform: I broke the soap box.
Shoe Size: Mine or the horse’s?
Platform Shoe Size: It doesn’t wear shoes.
Nature of Suggestion: Leave Phoebe alone! Just leave her alone!
Favorite Delusion: My suggestions will get added.
Why this forum: Because I admire the moderation staff here. Well, all except for that one guy who wears a manacle. Who said he was the fourth prettiest moderator anyway? I demand a recount!
Tarzan Noise: Me Tarzan, you Jane!
Manacle?
How about a maniacal? 
I just want to remember everyone to discuss the game, not other users. Take it to pm please.
You’re encouraging people to talk about others here. Bad mod, bad! Shame on you. I’ll have to close your thread, until you can confirm that you read the forum rules.
Stupid spell-check. I meant monocle. 
There is that too.
*golfclap *