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What is with people whining about 30 or 60 FPS? Some folks must have some really sensitive eyes, I can barely tell a difference.

@jmorales20

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Wait, someone really complained about teamwork? Indirectly I suppose (they probably complained about how much they were steamrolled by peoples using teamwork properly), but still…

“Y U NO CUTE” -> But that’s a cute animal pic moderator we have here, what are they talking about.
What’s a DPUH anyway? ^^"
"more boobies pleaseé -> that’s just an indirect way to tell the devs they want more Moxxi.
“balance not unlanced enough”/“too balanced” -> wait what ? xD
“pong clone” -> I would say mario clone. There’s a mushroom making you stronger in both game.
“OMG SJW”-> It’s okay, Marquis hates you all equally anyway.

Poor Phoebe…

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No, none of these are real.

Apart from the ones that are.

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These are all obviously satirical.

So satirical that they’re actually occurring in an alarmingly constant fashion to this very moment!

But I’m certain it is just meant to be ironic at this point. Like a Hipster wearing crocs.

“I was faux-posting about FPS before it was cool.” shades

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BINGO!

No wait… I’m missing one. Am I? I’m confused. Oh, look! A shiney!!!

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This sort of thing makes me want to play the game almost more than anything else. :laughing:

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Name: PSO4FANBOI
Position: PCs suck!
Bank account details: It’s looking very lovely this time of year.
Platform: I broke the soap box.
Shoe Size: Mine or the horse’s?
Platform Shoe Size: It doesn’t wear shoes.
Nature of Suggestion: Leave Phoebe alone! Just leave her alone!
Favorite Delusion: My suggestions will get added.
Why this forum: Because I admire the moderation staff here. Well, all except for that one guy who wears a manacle. Who said he was the fourth prettiest moderator anyway? I demand a recount!
Tarzan Noise: Me Tarzan, you Jane!

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Manacle?

How about a maniacal? :stuck_out_tongue:

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I just want to remember everyone to discuss the game, not other users. Take it to pm please.

You’re encouraging people to talk about others here. Bad mod, bad! Shame on you. I’ll have to close your thread, until you can confirm that you read the forum rules.

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Stupid spell-check. I meant monocle. :dukejk:

There is that too.

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*golfclap *

:joy: guys, we gots funny moderators.

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Some of them certainly are funny looking…

runs away

Psycho Psychic, my brain refuses to function so I won’t fill out your little form, but I think adding in a section about people wanting their progress to be saved would be a good idea.

Fortunately it looks like you could also take off some of the Phoebe and BL3 tiles too and add ones for not being able to join a new game after quitting and not being happy with character selection.

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I have a complaint! I played this game and now my chips are stacked so high I can’t see my Rule 34 artwork on my screen! I demand you remove some of those tiles so I can get back to my…studies. Thank you for your consideration.

Not enough ‘Y NO TOBEH’ squares.

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No! I can barely see my desk as it is. :dukejk:

Balderdash, Gulf! Wheres Tobeh? WHERES TOBEH?! WHEREEEEEEE?!??!?!?!

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WlLSOOOOOON! TOBEEEEEH!

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