Bizarre Dream Thread

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#122

Try being stuck in an impossible strucutre, literally a box, with something like this:

Said box was comprised of that library in “Resident Evil 5: Lost in Nightmares” and the hallway outside, but with the library replaced by that blindingly-white examination room from “Resident Evil 6”. There’s a doorway (sans door) leading out into a hallway that is nearly the exact same one from “RE5:LiN”…with a few differences:

  1. it only goes straight ahead and stops – the original went straight ahead, then branched to the right at the far end.
  2. the far end is believed to be a mash-up of the mansion’s front door and the hallway, but it’s too dark to tell, even with the sporadic flashes from the thunderstorm outside.
  3. the hall branching off to the left (immediately outside the library’s door) is a complete dead end.

This was probably the most to blame:

#123

Surprised I haven’t posted here, but I guess I’ll share the weirdest, most detailed I’ve ever had, and a recurring theme in my dreams that is… pretty gruesome.

The first happened when I was in high school, and I’ll never forget it because it was so… weirdly detailed and insane.

I dreamed that I was at a party at my brothers house, which is already a little weird. To those of you who don’t know, my brother is 17 years older than I am, and was a middle school teacher at the time. Anyway, I’m at this party, and my friends are there and some of the kids from his class were there too (again, super weird - he would never do this type of thing. Yet somehow not the weirdest part of this dream). So we’re all drinking and dancing - think “hollywood party” if you’re familiar with the teen movie montage. Finally, I stop and announce to the group that I’m going to go get smokes (again. No sense. I was 16 at the time and was smoking, but couldn’t buy yet).

Anyway, I walk out onto my brother’s porch. The house he had at the time was along a very rural stretch of road in the middle of a holler (yaaay, redneck points). Basically you can see the road for about an 1/8th of a mile down one way, then a 1/16th of a mile another way, the house is next to the road, on the other side is a river. And there’s a car that’s just driving up and down this road. Literally it will go up, turn around at one place, then drive back until its out of site, then turn around. It’s a blue minivan. I watch it for awhile cause it’s weird, and finally it stops in the middle of the road in front of my brothers house.

A man gets out, dressed in like, african safari gear. Khaki button up, khaki shorts, one of those weird round hats. Anyway, he slides back the minivan door, and comes out with one of those big laundry buckets that you’ve probably seen college aged kids with. Thick plastic, rope handles. He runs up the steps to the porch and drops it on the planks, and I can see a lot of water splashing out of it. He stops, looks me dead in the eye and says…

“Hi. I’m a wombat biologist. In this bucket I have a very rare southeastern wombat. I have to carry it around in this bucket with a baby alligator and some water, because as everyone knows, wombats and alligators are best friends. But I’ll let you guys look at it.”

Out of no where, my brother and everyone in the party is outside looking at this bucket, and everyone seems really excited to see this wombat. We all peer in, and inside is… well it basically looks like a lizard ate a basketball. If I squint I can see its the crocodile, from just the nose and snout sticking out, but otherwise its just this perfectly round, scaly ball in the middle of a puddle of water.

There’s a moment of silence.

We realize that the alligator has eaten the wombat.

Then, finally, out of no where, the water explodes out of the bucket and showers everyone in the first few rows. Then, standing in front of us, is a green, scaly version of thundaro from the thundercats.

There’s another moment of silence.

Someone inside the house yells “I saw that on adult swim!”

Then the music starts up and we all start dancing with green thundaro.

Then I wake up, feeling really, really confused.

I’ll give that a few minutes to sink in.

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Ok. So on (kind of?) a less weird note, I don’t have any recurring dreams, but a recurring thing in a lot of my dreams is that I get my teeth knocked out. It’s almost always violent, someone punching or kicking me in the mouth. I feel the teeth get punched into my mouth, then watch them fall to the ground with a lot of blood. I’m not sure how off that is compared to the first story though.

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#124

BEST PART! xD

Ugh I am still waking up and this one is still a bit fresh in my head…

I am at an arcade playing a 4 player Gauntlet like RPG with 3 friends. The Dungeon Master in this thing is quite the ass, yet I kept figuring all the douchy cryptic bullcrap. It started off old school arcade like, then became more real life and 3D, with a deck of cards that we draw abilities and scenarios from. Some of the details are a bit hazy, but I kept outsmarting the game and kicking ass.

We beat that stage and called it quits for the time. I ended up walking home down that usual stretch of road from my childhood, and to my old house witch is always abstract as hell, and always looking run down or unsafe.

Dad and Mom are cooking dinner, witch looks more like breakfast. There was something really off about the sky, and chips of weird green rock were raining down. Then this dude outside gets crushed by a huge chunk of said odd rock. It seemed to drain the life out of his body, turning said body into a black husk.

A Bus drives up to my house with my friends in it, and I yell at them to run, as the demonic rock shower was starting to get more dense. The little rock chips would touch my skin and leave painful black marks. Mom, Dad and I jump in to the Van and try to drive away.

Then we end up back in a city shopping at a Mall. While in the blue light underground parking garage, things still seemed off, like we were still in a game. Like the game was stalking me and wanting me to play. The game didn’t like being left uncompleted. So I call out a challenge, and that I would play the stupid game and finish it.

The ground bubbled into a black rune like circle, and a child sized thing in a dark robe rose from it. It looked just like the Dungeon Master from the arcade. The Demonic DM thing was pleased that I would continue the game. It also gave me a look full of anger and eagerness, that I pissed it off with my smarts and it wont play as nice this time.

So now the DM, my Family and Friends, sitting on piles of RPG Books in front of an odd game board. I felt a bit horrified that there was no escaping this, and that the DM wanted me to loose for making a mockery of its power.

That’s when I woke up and wonder why I dream so vividly. I also if these things in my dream are real and living in my subconscious… Eeeeek.

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#125

I was Krieg again. Using a DPUH. Wasn’t sure what I was looking for xD

#126

I am on a WTF Dreams roll!

This one started out on Pandora in a small village. I was looking at a strange latch on the ground and started to dust it off, and one of the villagers ran over yelling DONT TOUCH IT YOU WILL WAKE IT UP. Well, deep underground, whatever it is woke up and started to roar and shake the village. I ran my butt out of there and stumbled upon a loot chest. I open it up, and pick up a white rarity Jacobs shotgun that shot… Ice?! I was all confused, the rarity is a lie! Some random dude even commented that ain’t right! lololol!

Then I end up in some town as a Hyperion Cyborg. All these kids are running to some house so I follow them. The house was really really weird. Inside it was full of kids toys and all the dimensions were off, like huge ramps and stairs that lead nowhere. The AI presence in my mind was questioning why I am here, but my curiosity of the place was too strong.

Then I find this huge hill with kids heads spiked on stakes. I am just all… Ummm WTF. Then this kid runs up to me asking if I could cut off his head and stake it so he can play GOD Heads with the other kids. Like… Wow… WTF. Well apparently it did not kill the kids, they just go off into this weird video game world were they become flying monstrous heads and battle equitably monstrous monsters. It was playing on a huge TV nearby.

I just walk away dumbfounded, and the AI was getting really impatient with this crap, and that we should be off to proper business and not kids crap. I walk back outside and its snowing, and a bunch of dogs were not happy with my presence. They wanted to attack but held back. I just walk away and wake up lol.

#127

I decided to listen to this last night when I went to bed, and I ended up having dreams of King Diamond viciously murdering Satan and using his powers to summon giant demonic maggots to eat people…

#128

Goregrind bands aproved.
(gerne I don’t like at all btw).

#129

Long time no dream post. I REVIVE THEE THREAAAADDD

Another Borderlands dream!

So this one, I worked for Jacobs. I was some cowboy with a weird action skill that I can switch between 3 firing modes. A new cooperation was starting to take over Pandora. I cant remember the name, but they were similar to Maliwan. The village I was in got attacked. I was unarmed for some reason, and found a weapon that could be described as the bastard child of Bandit and Tediore. The cheap ass thing kept getting jammed to the point I was yelling at it. I was even trying to read the brand name label to curse it by name, and you couldn’t even make out what it said.

Well, I got captured, but managed to escape though some underground railway/sewer like area. I am good at hiding, they looked everywhere and gave up lol. Then I managed to find a really powerful Jacobs gun and blasted away any oposition.

I got back to the surface, cached a ride, and drove off into the desert. The sky was looking a bit creepy and dark, it was kinda spooky. And that’s when I ran into the machine that made Saturn look small. Hyperion did not like this new take over, and sent down what I could only call the mega-constructor. It looked like OMGWTF with some elements of the MINAC, like that front gate were clap traps walk out of. The size of this thing was insane. It could of stretched over a city block.

It kept pumping out hordes of Loaders and Constructors, and I kept blowing them all up. I started doing some damage to the giant robot, but this thing seemed indestructible, and I was getting tired. There was no way I could keep up, and thus, captured again. I was dragged inside the machine by some Hyperion personal, and then I woke up.

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#130

REVIVING THIS THREAD FOR GREAT JUSTICE and because I had a mega random wtf is my brain on dream!

I believe it starts in my hometown, all is well until Warhammer 40K Necron’s start invading and bombarding the place with exploding human skulls. I’m somehow in some Earth Defense force and we board one of the Necron battleships to disable it. That did not work out so well, and to escape, I had to steal one of their ships.

Flying an alien ship is well, difficult, and I crash on a beach. A bunch of kids were all excited about some animals being released into the water, and they looked like a cross between a hippopotamus and a skag. I have no idea why the kids were so excited to play with these creatures, as they were trying to eat the kids lol.

And apparently, were I crashed landed was Russia, and I ended up in a massive government complex that looked more like a theme park then a government building. There was Mascots everywhere, lots of neon lights, and giant pool balls on buildings as ID.

Then it flashes to a mini scene with the Russian Leader interrogating George Bush. The leader had a childish voice and was really pissed at Bush for failing at something. He then kills Bush by melting him into what looked like playdoh. And the machines that melted him into playdoh were operated by cyborg ferrets.

The Russians guys head henchman was… Michael Jackson. Even in my dream state, my brain slightly registered this WTF moment. The best part was, MJ was Spock from the original Star Trek, with his original black face grafted on, like Handsome Jacks mask. Then the Necrons attack and they abandon base.

I am just casually walking around this Russian government building when I noticed something odd out the window. One of the pool balls on the building was turning. It turned into a giant laser, as well as all the other pool balls inside the building I was in. I had this gut feeling to run, and the gut feeling was right, because the lasers were shooting everyone. Apparently everyone in the building gets to die, as if the Russian Leader wanted it to happen. Everyone is running, screaming, and dying. I was about to jump on an elevator, then I decided not to, as it sounded like a death trap. It was as I could hear people screaming in the other elevator shaft as they fell to their doom. So I thought it would be smart to hide in the ladies washroom. I barge in and breathe a sigh of relief, as there is no pool ball lasers.

Well, even washrooms are death traps, as it started to shower acid from the ceiling. I could feel myself melting as I listened to everyone scream. My vision blurred as my eyes melted away. Here I was meant to die, but I have an unusual ability to refuse death in dreams. I stumble out of the washroom with all my strength and then the dream sequence changes.

Some friend or foe HUD pops up, like I am playing some odd strategy game. The Necron’s were obviously labeled as foes, and apparently the Russian Leader was too, even though I did nothing to provoke him. The only thing labeled as a friend was some robot, and that’s when I woke up in a comfy fancy room. I was fully healed. I get up and walk around, and said robot walks up and said it healed all my acid burns, and would like to offer me a Tea. I walk out of the building into some fancy pants British town. Why would my mind refuse a free Tea?! I guess I was curious on were I was now lol.

A bar with big oak doors was ahead, but there was so much garbage around the entrance. A broom magically materializes in my hand and I sweep away the trash. An employee runs out all surprised that I did this good deed, and I am all, no worries. She runs back into the building saying she will get me a drink on the house. Then I see another lady struggling to clean up a park bench, so I go and help her pull candy wrappers stuck in said bench. The employee comes back with the drink.

Then I wake up because my cat is hitting me with his damn cone of shame because hes hungry lol. Then ACNAero sets up a ketchup trap in the chat room. Stupid cats and ketchup!

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#131

I dream about llamas sometimes. I really want one! Will someone computery design me a llama simulator? They are the most awesome animals.

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Also @KrewlraiN, can I be a guest in some of your dreams? They seem pretty great :stuck_out_tongue:

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#133

What about when you have some weird dreams that almost turn into deja vu? Had about two of those happen in as many weeks.

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#134

Am I allowed to revive the 567 day old dream thread? I feel compelled to. KrewL has already necoroed this before so I can blame her being a corrupting influence! :grin:

I have to come clean that I had a bad dream last night and woke up with relief to find I hadn’t really done what I dreamt. Well… it was about eating gelatine. My darkest repressed desires involve Haribo. It tasted really, really nice. :flushed: :candy:

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#135

I was hoping to see something about me :pensive:

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#136

You haven’t given me anything to feel guilty about yet!!

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#137

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#138

I’ve had a lot of weird dreams.

Mostly Equestria Girls and Overwatch related.

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#139

I have to admit, I’ve definitely had some Tf2 dreams (mostly involving Krieg). And some good ones where I star in my favourite books. Treasure Island especially. :crossed_swords:

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#140

One of the dreams that I had recently had me as Tracer fighting a horde of zombies at a mall. (Like that one map from Left 4 Dead 2.) and I literally said “Winston, I need help!” in my sleep and as I was about a chop a zombie’s head off with a selfie stick, I woke up.

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#141

I had a dream recently where I couldn’t find my shoes so I was wearing boxes on my feet

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#142

You know that if that ever happened, I would buy you shoes.

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