#41

Wow. That is…awesome.

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#42

Avast, me hearties! Climb down from the Poop Deck, 'cause it’s time for the tale of " Captain Scarlett and Her Pirate’s Booty" in Haiku

Treasure of the Sands!
Finding pieces of compass
Looking for Herbert

Arr Captian Scarlett
Blowing up creepy Herbert
Oops sorry 'bout that

Light now shining bright
Pointing to secret treasure
An X marks the spot

Swallowed by at beast
Inside the Leviathan
Lucky we can’t smell

Cute and Cuddly, Right?
Roscoe, Captain Scarlett’s pet
A boss fight awaits

That fights over now
You killed Roscoe! What a shame
Captain Scarlett next

Ah, well, says Scarlett
Discretion’s the better part
of running away

Damn, dropped my pistol
Do me a fav’ don’t grab it!
That would be stealing

“Thief” says the red text
Ah, you stole it anyway
Shame on you. Well done

Now the real fight
Killing the Leviathan
Sand Worm Queens as well

The battle is done
Found, Lost Treasure of the Sands!
Time to claim the loot

Treasure of the Sands!
Wait, didn’t we just do this?
Sure, why not again

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What did you do in BL2 during your most recent session?
#43

:laughing:

Hmmm…Pirate haiku?
Ribald rhyming couplets! or
Dirty limericks!

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#44

There once was a fine weekend for hunting
’Til the Prof. appeared and started stunting
We killed all his fools
With Hammerlock’s tools
And the Prof. died without us even grunting

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#45

Sorry for necro
My adventures request that
Haiku be their mark.

First times on the Peak
Digistructed Badasses
Frustrating this noob.

No problems except
Operator error and
Under leveled gear.

Situational
Awareness eluding me
Must learn the spawns well.

Tannis goads me on
Says, “At least pizza exists”
Every time I fail.

Advice from the vets
Helps me problem solve better
Practice makes perfect.

One day I will sing
The names of my advisors
In five-seven-five.

(I think I got my syllables right. Only @Jefe knows for sure.:wink:)

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#46

Tannis promised us
Abundance of nacho cheese
You’ll become a god!

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#47

Did that sixth syllable sneak past you? :wink:

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#48

Gahh! Six syllables! It’s ruined!!

( edit - fixed :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: )

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#49

Nah. I think it works just as well, possibly better (you decide), in the present tense and without the pronoun. But you are the Pandoran poet laureate so I defer to your judgement in all things verse related.

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#50

MY AXE IS DYING / PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR KATANA / MANY MEN WILL FALL !!!

You express pity / Not good for an assassin / You are not worthy.

THE GHOST THREATENED ME ? / I WANT TO EAT ALIEN MEAT / … SHUT SHUT SHUT SHUT UP !!!
hits himself

… fool.

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#51

Don’t be. TOTALLY worth it.

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#52

I have a turret
With a grenade in my hand
I plan your demise

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#53

Borderlands the third
Who shall be the next villain?
Patricia Lannis :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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#54

Two Vladofs, one Sal
Damage per second gods, but…
Needs a Hoarder COM.

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#55

I hate constructors.
Why can I not slag the thing?
I must run to live.

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#56

Badass surveyor
Satan’s grown robotic wings
Restarting Peak run

and for @SomeRandomGuy11

Punchee has Anshin
Increases capacity
Damn thing can’t be stripped

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#57

The Peak here we go
With sal, ninja and siren
Yeah, done in thirteen

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