Borderlands is a lifestyle

[odiscordia]

Lol awesome

[paulothead (AN awkward, not THE Awkward, Yeti)]

By any chance, do you buy Scooby and Shaggy brand dog biscuits?

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

lmao

This hits close to home for me. My Son likes to climb up on my shoulders while I’m gaming.

[odiscordia]

I’m jealous of you kurt

[paulothead (AN awkward, not THE Awkward, Yeti)]

I wish I had thought of that. That guy is living in the year 3000 while we stuck here in 2019.

Today while I was on Pandora, both BL1 and BL2, my son ran up on me and started slapping at my controller. He tossed some magic missiles, deployed some turrets and a Bloodwing, and cost me around 50,000 in respawns. He’s like a reverse loot midget, or a Rat Bastard hiding in an ammo box. He pops up and costs me in game cash rather than drop me cool lootz.

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

my son ran up on me and started slapping at my controller.

lol if you were afk, it serves you right.

Dad tip: If you go afk(away from keyboard/controller) always pull up your menu and tab over to your map. then you’re good. unless he knows how ot back out of the menu and start dropping gear on the ground like my son.

[Dr_Do-Little (Від'їбись!)]

My wife always keep and old console or broken controller for her nieces or other toddlers. So they can"help her" play!

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

My wife always keep and old console or broken controller for her nieces or other toddlers. So they can"help her" play!

I do that same thing. lol too funny.

[paulothead (AN awkward, not THE Awkward, Yeti)]

if you were afk, it serves you right

Nope. I fire it up while he’s asleep, and when he wakes up I finish what I’m doing. The first time I was trying for a new Blockhead for AxTNT and the second time I was collecting booze for Crazy Earl with Moland. So I was actually playing at the time.

unless he knows how

If I’m asking that means he already knows.

My wife always keep and old console or broken controller for her nieces or other toddlers. So they can"help her" play!

The sad thing is I keep an uncharged controller specifically for this purpose, but forgot today. Even after he did me like that. I’m playing holding the controller over my head because I forgot about my decoy. Should’ve popped Deception or dropped that turret.

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

I’ll have to prep my fiancee to get a pic of my son climbing on my shoulders while I’m gaming.

[Tracer (Teamwork is Powerful!)]

I just randomly drew a picture of one of the characters from my webcomic holding a Phaselock orb.

(Because why not?)

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

Edit: I’d like to apologize for my shirt being on. Sorry for the misrepresentation @Stouty22

[paulothead (AN awkward, not THE Awkward, Yeti)]

#DadGoals. You da man, brotha.

[Stouty22 (The Crawmerax Slayer)]

The liquids near your laptop make me uneasy.

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

Watch how I masterfully hover my coffee over my laptop. Takes practice

[Tracer (Teamwork is Powerful!)]

That reminds me of the time I accidentally knocked over a tumbler of water and it killed my mom’s first laptop.

I’m still sorry about it ten years later.

[Dr_Do-Little (Від'їбись!)]

The liquids near your laptop make me uneasy.

Yeah. All that water. can’t be healthy.

[Stouty22 (The Crawmerax Slayer)]

[Kurtdawg13 (Loot Whore)]

All that water. can’t be healthy.

you sure about that?

[paulothead (AN awkward, not THE Awkward, Yeti)]

you sure about that?

It’s ok if those bottles are filled with vodka, so long you don’t admit it. And use child proof straws.