Borderlands - Who said it?

While waiting for BL3 let’s play a game. Throw out a quote from anywhere in the Borderlands universe and we can guess who it was.

I’ll start, it’s an easy one but one of my favorites:

“Squishy. Squishy, squishy, squishy.”

Should be Tiny Tina.

Another one:
Satisfy me!

Everyone’s favourite, tiny-headed enemy - Golliaths

Easy but one of my top favourite quotes in the franchise

“Now he’s turned it into his personal male stabbing machine. He he, that’s what she said! High-Five!.. Nobody?”

Moxxi in the Knoxx DLC?

“He wanted me to sing my heart out, so I SNATCHED IT FROM HIS CHEST! PLAY THE SONG!”

The Singing Psycho from the Mercenary Day DLC.


“Bring me a bucket, and I´ll show you a bucket !”


Random psychos :slightly_smiling_face:

Another of my favourites:

“One of 'em got cut in two. Vertically. He’s alive, but he’s gotta hop everywhere.”

I know this one, dammit… It’s right there in the back of my mind. I think it’s Roland discussing a quest but I’m definitely not sure. It’ll come to me.

“Looks like a dumpster wrapped in sadness”

best. line. ever.

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If I remember correctly, Handsome Jack about Felicity in her constructor shell.

“Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest”

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I love Tannis…

“This is one of them moments”

On the money!

No matter how many times I have played through the story on each of the toons, I fall over laughing at that bit

Scooter when the Sanctuary takes off.

“Your lungs will hold my future children!”