Borderlands Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so ugly Son of Crawmerax tried to suckle her!

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Yo mama so fat, Dahl tried to mine her.

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Yo mama so fat, she made the Jakobs corporation admit that it might take more than one shot.

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Yo mama is sooooo fat, Vora is going, “this is BS! How am I supposed to kill that?!”

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Yo mama so nasty, she leaves Torgue’s grandma speechless.

Yo mama is the Wattle Gobbler.

Yo mama so ugly, Craw won’t use the heads she drops.

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Yo mama so ugly, even Tiny Tina was left speechless
Yo mama so ugly, Vermiverous jumped in front of a train
Yo mama so FAT, I couldn’t Fist her with a Thunderbolt
Yo mama so FAT, that Tubby Skag looks like my Prize Poodle
When yo mama jumped in Arid Badlands, Saturn went back to SPACE!!
If yo mama ate some Eridium, Piston could replace his BLIMP!
Yo mama so ugly, SHE RABID SON!! (Said in Tina’s voice)
Yo mama so UGLY, I WOULD NOT RAVEGER!! (Torgue)

Master Gee:
Damn girl, yo so fat you got more HP than me! And that gate would break on yo ass!!

Sandman:
If I’m a small package, you Christmas x10 girl. Man, even Rosco would cry at yo ass!!

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Yo mama so nasty, she smells worse than piss and nachos.

Yo mama so ugly, Zer0 snuck right past her and didn’t turn around to Execute.

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Yo mama so fat, Hyperion is gonna use her as Helios station 2.0 in BL3

Yo mama is so fat, Elephant’s gun was originally named after her.

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Yo mama so fat, she is the big game Hammerlock went to hunt.

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Yo mama so fat, she picks her teeth with a buzzaxe.

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According to Jack, the BNK3R isn’t a place. It’s yo mama.

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I just read that in Handsome Jacks voice. My god.

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Ok, last one I swear.

Yo mama so fat, she dropped me an OP8 Bekah and Ninja mod.

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Last time yo mama tried to exercise on Pandora, Janey Springs was like, “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?! THE WHOLE BLOODY MOON SHOOK!”

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Last time that happened there was a Claptrap unit and the word “ZING!” involved =D

I love this thread :slight_smile:.

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Yo mama wears a patch on her left to cover the hole where the Eye of Helios used to be.

Brick took one look at yo mama and said, “nah. She’s been punched enough.”

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Yo mama so drunk even the Zafords tell her, “Damn, woman, I think you’ve had enough!”

Yo mama once played chess against Tector Hodunk. After 5 hours, let’s just say only one of 'em figured out it was Hungry Hungry Hippos, and it wasn’t yo mama.

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The word ‘thresher’ is Elpisian for ‘Yo mama’s belly button lint.’

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