The Mushroom Kingdom has just deployed their latest weapon to put Mario out of business. It’s a house-cleaning robot that they call the Goomba Roomba.
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Surely he’ll just jump over or directly onto it though…?
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Goomba meeting salesman (actually Mario in disguise) to discuss options…
G: "Hi, I’ll take Option 1."
M: "He’s gonna land on you."
G: "■■■■, I’ll take Option 2."
M: (snickering) "Hoohoo, you don’t want Option 2."
G: “Fine, I’ll take Optio–”"Wait a minute…!"
M:“Um, there you go!”
“Death from above!”
– Buzzard pilot, “Borderlands 2”
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So Claptrap is a sheep…? 
Huh, learn something new.
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So, I asked Randy P how many constructors a constructor would construct if all constructed constructors constructed constructors.
The answer is 4.
Canon. Unless they change their minds.
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… my head hurts now
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So that would make… um… 5 constructors?
Then they presumably each continue constructing further constructors, until a glitch makes this exponential constructor construction start creating Claptraps instead
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Nnnnnnnooo0000oo00oo00000oo00000ooo
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This is pure gold! 
Can´t stop giggling^^
Thanks for forwarding my philosophical question about constructors! It was hard to type without messing up… Kinda want a soundfile of you reading it!
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BUT WHY ONLY 4
must dig deeper… DEEEPER
ERRORS
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Squareroot of the coffeeguy?
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That needs some deconstruction. From an instruction manual on deconstruction……is that a deconstruction manual? A Deconstructicon?
That would be 5. 4 to do the work, Claptrap to take all the credit. And yes, he is a deconstructor – he deconstructs your carefully crafted and precariously balanced pyramidium of sanity. “How?”, you ask? Why simple – he stairs at it.
That’s a little cuckoo…
ERROR: 4only4…error not found
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Surely you know the Monty Python “Holy Handgrenade of Antioch” routine? Four is always the number.
No retcon-structing allowed!
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Four thou shalt not count
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