
I figured @Eel37 would appreciate this gif.
So Claptrap is a sheep�
Huh, learn something new.
So, I asked Randy P how many constructors a constructor would construct if all constructed constructors constructed constructors.
The answer is 4.
Canon. Unless they change their minds.
⦠my head hurts now
So that would make⦠um⦠5 constructors?
Then they presumably each continue constructing further constructors, until a glitch makes this exponential constructor construction start creating Claptraps instead
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This is pure gold!
Can“t stop giggling^^
Thanks for forwarding my philosophical question about constructors! It was hard to type without messing up⦠Kinda want a soundfile of you reading it!
BUT WHY ONLY 4
must dig deeper⦠DEEEPER
ERRORS
Squareroot of the coffeeguy?
That needs some deconstruction. From an instruction manual on deconstructionā¦
ā¦is that a deconstruction manual? A Deconstructicon?
So that would make⦠um⦠5 constructors?
That would be 5. 4 to do the work, Claptrap to take all the credit. And yes, he is a deconstructor ā he deconstructs your carefully crafted and precariously balanced pyramidium of sanity. āHow?ā, you ask? Why simple ā he stairs at it.
Then they presumably each continue constructing further constructors, until a glitch makes this exponential constructor construction start creating Claptraps instead
Thatās a little cuckoo⦠About 56 of the Old World species and 3 of the New World species (pheasant, pavonine, and striped) are brood parasites, laying their eggs in the nests of other birds. These species are obligate brood parasites, meaning that they only reproduce in this fashion. The best-known example is the European common cuckoo. In addition to the above noted species, yet others sometimes engage in non-obligate brood parasitism, laying their eggs in the nests of members of their own species in addition to ra Sin...
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Cuckoo | Brood parasitism
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BUT WHY ONLY 4
must dig deeper⦠DEEEPER
ERRORS
ERROR: 4only4ā¦error not found
BUT WHY ONLY 4
Surely you know the Monty Python āHoly Handgrenade of Antiochā routine? Four is always the number.
The answer is 4. Canon. Unless they change their minds.
No retcon-structing allowed!
Four is always the number.

Four thou shalt not count
Yeah, but this IS Hyperion weāre talking about, and the first four letters of Hyperion spell āHYPEā. So, hype it up!
I donāt recall the HHGoA having a singularity effect
A horde of Constructors try to emulate the riddle
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I do not Understand.
ERROR.
This is Illogical.
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I require an Orbatron. Must escape Madnessā¦
What is Existance⦠What am Iā¦