Christmas topic

Here in the UK, our Christmas crackers always contain a rubbish (yet charming) Christmas joke. In the lull between updates, how about sharing some Borderlands-related ones of our own? I’ll go first.

What is a penguin’s favourite Borderlands gun?

The Flipper.

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LOL at this topic. Let the Donk and Torgue jokes commence!

What’s a sex addict’s favorite Borderlands weapon? The Rock-Hard Stranger.

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Off topic but I really wanted to make a NSFW thread of Torgue weapon name jokes.

I am very curious to see how this thread goes though.

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What is this Christmas thing of which you speak?

We celebrate Mercenary Day 'round these parts, stranger!

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Does thine severed ear hear a poem screamed!

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Huh?