Chuggas per choochoo, another GB screwup

For your own safety…if you ever visit Texas… I would refrain from calling a Texan a “yank”, “yanks”, “yankee.” You will confuse them.

On a serious note: I was unaware that in England…all Americans are yanks…either way it is not really an insulting term.

Texas stereotypes are generally a dude with a cowboy hat…firing celebratory gunshots in the air…yelling “yeeeeehawwww” or “yippee ki-yay.”

Another side note: there is actually a state law prohibiting “celebratory gunfire”…there is also a law that says “you must surrender your firearms before entering a saloon and those firearms must be returned be said saloon owner.” These laws are still on the books! So technically you can openly carry a firearm but you must surrender the firearm before you enter a bar…

Now that I read these laws out loud…the do make a lot of sense :thinking:

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Hey, I don’t want Pc’s tarnished with console levels of chuggas. Bloody liberal communist nazis.

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You can always chugga chugga and choo choo your wife, couch-coop style :rofl:

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I am quite surprised how wrong the lot of you are… it is definitely 12 chugga’s with a “Woo Woo!” to finish. (Note: I’ve ignored it completely in BL3 and have to avert my eyes if that phrase ever appears on my screen.)

Please take note:

There is an inflection and pattern for the phrasing of this, which is 12 Chuggas and a final “Woo Woo”. Simple and correct.

CHUGGA chugga, Chugga chugga,
CHUGGA chugga, Chugga chugga,
CHUGGA chugga, Chugga chugga,
Woo Woo!

Where the emphasis is on the ONE and slightly less so on the three, the two and four are milder ‘echoes’ of the other two Chugga’s.

If you really want to push it, it can be stretched to a entire set of Chuggas (16) without the Woo Woo, as long as you then continue with the 12 Chugga pattern, with the now required “Woo Woo” to finish.

Very satisfying, but sometimes slightly clumsy in the mouth phrasing, if you start pushing the pace of it. So, please, be careful.

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seriously…what the hell…a thread about chuggas…

and you’re all wrong.

It’s two

Chugga chugga choo choo

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“Woo woo”…“Woo woo!” I’m about to go Wainwright Jacobs on you…

It is chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choo-choo. Then repeat.

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that is the abbreviated glory of four individually served “Chuggas” any toddler can tell you that.

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I believe that originally it did have 8 chuggas on that load screen.
Recently, I noticed that it only shows 4 when I play my Moze or fl4k, but still 8 on my Amara.

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Zane only has two chuggas on that same load screen, and they’re conditional.

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did you just accuse me of being Canadian? or employing new math ? Either way I am considering this an act of war and I must now flame you with aspersions on your math skills

you sir (if you really are a gentleman) must “Count Gud”

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You can always tell when someone is using hacks. They have five and one third chuggas.

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That’s the appropriate number for pulling up to platform 9 3/4 you muggle.

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If that’s a Harry Potter reference I can tell you that I couldn’t make it past the first half of the philosophers stone, it was that dreadful.

Is that a real ratio now or still sarcasm? This threads got me all bamboozled

You see, GBX, what happens when you make font size so damn small !?

I missed this whole ‘4x chugga -> choo-choo’ nugget completely!!! What else this game was hiding from me?

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Yes.

The chuggas go to the left of the choo-choo so shorting them could be part of the sinister conspiracy.

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they never patched the huge plot hole in BL2 and the Ladder… I don’t think they will patch this.

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But they did make left handed guns for us. Unfortunately we had to dump them out in space because of Claptrap’s screw up.

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Well, not any more…

BTW Coffee Guy is waving from the little red caboose…

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