I’m sorry.
I’ll PM you ticket notes that might make you feel better.
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It slightly mollifies me that any time i have to call a help desk, they have to elevate the call 5 or 6 times before they get to someone with the exact technical know how (typically the sysadmin) to actually help with my obscure issues.
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Thankfully, we lack that level of depth. We have T1 (joe shmoe analyst. Can probably troubleshoot your outlook issue, reset your password, route tickets to the right agency), T2 (slightly a step above, remote capability to perform pre-approved software installs with admin creds), Team Leads (T2 but they’ll be more irritated with you since they’re not supposed to be taking calls), ITOC (for when actual things are broken, like servers, circuits, or network tickets) and… that’s about it. And unless you are a big wig for an agency, your chances of talking to the ITOC are slim to none. We have about 200 queues, some of which do very important things very often and some I honestly have never sent a ticket to once, but all of those are made up of a combination of local techs, agency specific teams and specialized teams who may or may not bother to contact you.
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I occasionally indulge in a guilty pleasure: going to the ‘VAC bans’ forum in Steam discussions and looking through the truly glorious litany of complaints, weeping and protestations of innocence cheaters post there. (No-one from Valve sees these and bans are non-negotiable anyway).
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I hated that place.
It was full of trolls and weird people.
Especially in the off topic section.
Guys, this is Arsonist’s dad.
You people are sick.
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I haven’t played BL2 since TUESDAY!
TUESDAY!!!
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The bandits miss you!!
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Oh man that takes me back to my Mod days. My identity wasn’t a secret, since it was a fb game and not hard to find me. Well I am, rather heartless, when it comes to cheaters/trolls, and had free reign to ban. We had several that were known cheaters and would just swap logins etc. So I’d go in and ban every ip they ever logged in from, and every account associated with that ip. Scorch the ■■■■■■■ earth. So anyways, they’d find me and message me. But i never saw them because they weren’t friends with me so it all went into the hidden inbox 
and every now and then i’ll go through and read all the salty cheater hate 
I was quite beloved by the common folk players of course.
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which kind of glaive are you talking about? because the term has been applied to everything from spears to swords? Or do you mean the REAL glaive, the european polearm, like the Naginata?
My confession is that this has been stuck in my head for the last 8 hours and I don’t know why…
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I think Cate Blanchett is the single most incredible person on the planet. Like even more than the Dalai Lama. Was that a weird comparison?
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I have a weird thing for Catherine O’Hara. She always got typecast as the “mom” type but she’s really funny and did her own vocal work on Nightmare Before Christmas.
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I’m the only person on here who still cares about Overwatch.
I’m worried that ima fall hard into destiny…
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You don’t have to worry, destiny is always here for you.
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I keep a list. A mental list.
It used to be called the “Cull List” and was a list of all the unnecessary people I’ve met.
Now with overpopulation and the impending food crisis I’ve renamed it the “Soylent List”.
So that douche who was driving his hemi at 2.5 times the speed limit and flipped it on the church’s front lawn : Soylent.
People who make unnecessary bodily noises (chewing with mouth open, wheezing when their heart should be at resting rate, going “ahh!” every time they take a drink) : Soylent.
Tent city : a FEAST of Soylent.
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Arsonist: Tangy soylent
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Tracer: Bacon soylent.
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