Well it is “the most feared punctuation on earth”
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I use semicolons in coding all the time.
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Not sure if cheating? Although I have seen great hilarity ensue when someone has accidentally swapped commas and semicolons in a bit of code, then wondered why it wasn’t working as expected. Makes deciphering English grammar rules seem positively trivial!
ObThread: and that person may have been me once or twice; I’ve certainly encountered some very strange errors.
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My mum keeps drinking any booze I buy; I wanted to have some rum tonight but there’s none left so I’m now enjoying true sacrilege by mixing my dad’s finest single malt scotch whiskey (he only ever drinks stuff from one particular Hebridean island because of the quality of the peat there) with cheap sugar free cherryade. 
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Hattie, you know what happens when you drink:
Before you know it, you’ll be trying to kiss Mr. O’Connell.
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This cracked me up! 
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Like any good drinker, you need to stash that ■■■■!
And stop buying rum. she did you a favor, there.
Speaking to the other mods right now whether we can write Sacrilege against Single Malts in to the forum policy as a permaban offense.
Love Hebrides love Islay.
My scotch is usually old enough that if they were to sit down in a bar, they could order their own scotch.
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I don’t like it when my booze tastes like barrels 
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Try adding cherryade, it really helps
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No one does; but it helps promote moderation. My 120 proof whiskey tastes life the pale rider’s nethers, but it sure as hell makes me want to drink it as little as possible; and thankfully, a little of that goes a long way, haha. Did you see that 6th Harry Potter movie, where Dumbledore drinks that enchanted liquid and acts like he’d rather die than take another sip of it? That’s what good whiskey is like. 
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Honestly the taste of sherry barrels is the only thing that makes straight whiskey pleasant for me!
Michael Gambon’s so awesome isn’t he? That video gives me an opportunity to share a song I discovered by clicking on a youtube link in a random user’s steam profile. It’s a DJ mashup of the line “it has to be drunk” in Hungarian
Annndd you’re welcome
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Well, it depends on the type of barrel. If the booze came in a metal one, I would certainly agree!
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You don’t like oak notes?!?!?!?
(get it? the Holy Spirit)
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Huh, seems like this thread has devolved beyond confessing anything… I guess keep my secrets to myself, I don’t think admitting I’ve avoided getting laid to play borderlands is very interesting
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All threads must come unstitched. That’s the mandate. Ask any moderator! 
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That’s good. At least you don’t get told that all posts off topic GO to off topic.
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On this one forum I used to visit, We would always say BOT (Back on Topic) whenever someone went off-topic.
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