Confession Thread. (Because no one knows you're a dog on the internet)

that kind of dishwasher

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I enjoyed it when I saw it, but recently read a decent article about its questionable portrayal of women… which I didn’t wholly agree with but couldn’t deny made some salient points, and awoke not so much condemnation as guilt at my own enjoyment… I won’t go further into that as I don’t want to ruin a fun film. You will never find moral judgement from me whatever your opinion tastes in fiction; I loved Jungle Holocaust and you know how I feel about that other 70s flick Funk :stuck_out_tongue: I’m not really critically equipped to deal with feminist criticism of literature anyway. In fact one of the reasons I love truly subpar exploitation is it makes standards such as taste and morality fairly defunct.

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That’s why I like it

Wait. What? Whomsoever wrote that has some rather absurd inclinations.

Everyone in the film is a semi-manic, distraught weave of classical complexes paraded about as a functioning human being. Also, it is a bloody rom-com. What did they expect, A Doll’s House? Anna Karenina?

Let’s review the male characters;

-Rick Grimes surprises the world by in a reverse set of events, trying to shag his best friend’s Missus.
-Severus Snape mercilessly cheats Trelawney with his Patronus; the fox.
-Liam Neeson uses a particular set of skills towards fanning his son’s unhealthy obsession.
-Bill Nighy deprecates himself and his ā€˜plus-sized’ friend til they realize they love each other, celebrate with alcoholism.
-England goes to ruin because PM Grant can’t get over the office badonk.
-Martin Freeman plays stereotypical English gentleman incapable of hitting on girl he is currently humping.
-Manchild attempts to live out his porn fantasy, accent acts as Deus Ex Machina.

That is the god-damned point.

We’ve gone from Woolf, Stein, Aurbach, Hitchens, and… good god, Wilde, to this folks.

To this.

Hehe. Honestly I apologise for raising a potential debate I’m not really up to (anyone interested can drop me a pm and I’ll try and dig out the article re Love Actually). I suppose I brought it up to confess that in the at best insensitive and at worst immoral enjoyment I get out of various exploitation flicks … the depths of my Bacchanalian self aren’t quite free from conscience. Damn it.

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Oh, don’t worry about derailment on this thread Hattie, if that is your concern.

I’m pretty certain this is one of those ā€˜derailment proof’ threads. But fair play on bringing it over to PMs for anyone willing to go to it.

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I confess I want to see this play out in front of God and everyone

Love Actually is a horror movie and everyone in it is crazy as hell.

Proof-

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Well yes, it a film about brits coming to terms with emotion and sentimentality

If that’s not horrific i dont know what is

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Watch the video. It’s crazytown.

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To be fair, swamp nudity would make me fly to foreign lands

Hey, I think that’s a confession

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Yeah, but you’re funk. I’m sometimes inspired by your moral ambiguity.

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That’s the sweetest thing I’ve heard in a few hours

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Anyway, all this is irrelevant.

Everyone knows the best christmas movie is Die Hard.

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Okay, I’m 100% sure this will piss some people off, but after looking into the situation, I think Edward Snowden is a ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  hero

Also I mostly posted this cause I’ve been itching to have a debate about this topic lately

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I don’t know that that’s a usually controversial topic,a t least online. The only people that I know who don’t think that aren’t big internet users.

Manning’s was probably the more damaging/downplayed one, as it showed a lot of current troop movements and operations in the Middle East.

Snowden basically just said ā€œguys, they’re recording everythingā€ and backed it up with the documents, and GTFO because he knew they would be coming after him.

Half the people I’ve talked to consider him a horrible person, so I figured it would probably be the same around here

Weird. Most circles that I’m aware of pretty universally revere him. I’ve had to explain parts of why what he did was good to my parents, but they aren’t as dialed in as most people I know.

If I could wish for anything, anything in the world right now, it would be a gelatine-free Haribo. :sob:

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I… I don’t.

Aren’t those gummy bears?

Like… how would you even…

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