i wish i had a gas range 
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We have discussed this. Any culture that makes tea in a microwave has no concept of kitchens or civilisation.
Anyway, confession, I just had to reach for the internet to check my apostrophe use. 
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Are we doing grammar things now? Because Iāll be honest, I usually just throw commas in any time I would take a breath or take a pause if I was speaking the sentence.
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I am genuinely worrying a few times a day about whether to put an Oxford comma into my twitter bio.
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I used to not think it was a big deal about using one or two spaces while typing. I always use two because my typing books were really old. Iām told that makes me a godless heathen.
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Less godless and more antiquated. Fixed width fonts have made double spacing unnecessary.
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I also have this weird thing where I never use shift to make caps. I actually tap caps lock, type the letter, then tap it again.
I have no idea why I thought that was easier when I was learning how to finger talk.
AAAGH I goddamn hate that tick! Use shift like God intended!
Have they added a new commandment while I wasnāt looking? 
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I DONāT LIKE IT!
It feelsā¦ weird.
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Who the hell makes tea in a microwave?
Oh and confession(?) I guess. I own a cast iron tea set. People look at me weird when I tell them that usually. I donāt think I was meant to be born in the US sometimes.
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Americans. Americans do.
Apparently their crumbling infrastructure results in substantially lower voltage so electric kettles donāt have the sexy, sexy speed of ours.
Like I said. Barbaric.
I make tea using my momās Keurig.
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http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.com/zodiac-signs/virgo/I think I'm at the 'substance abuse' stage, although it thankfully isn't drugs/alcohol. And my views on things are probably pretty dark...Virgo ā the Disappointed Goddess Seeking goodness in humankind is the story of Virgo, and disappointment seems to be inevitable from their point of view. The first time they came from their cloud and jumped onto planet Earth, it felt like their mission is to use their existence for good, discovering ways of justice and purity in other people. Once they fail to find it too many times, Virgos will pull away, get lost, turn to substance abuse, or simply separate from other people to sit on the bench, criticize and judge.
You bring me much levity though 
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The word barbaric is actually Ancient Greek for āhe who has no kettleā
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