Crystal skeleton hatred

[Maliwankenobi]

Let’s just say they involve meat,blood, and maya.

(Brick comes in from doing one handed push-ups)Go on.

[Piemanlee (Goodbye friends and not friends, it's been a fun ride)]

Well one day krieg noticed maya and wanted her to be his. So he went and bloodspoled the f**k out of vorac. He then brought the beast rib cage to Maya’s house and made her some vorac ribs.

[Hattie (Sloth in the time of corona)]

Well one day krieg noticed maya and wanted her to be his. So he went and bloodspoled the f**k out of vorac. He then brought the beast rib cage to Maya’s house and made her some vorac ribs.

< Swoons >

[Gulfwulf (Cast Iron Chef (R.I.P.))]

< Swoons >

I’ll take your portion since you’re a vegetarian and all. We don’t want you to comprise your morals now, do we?

[Hattie (Sloth in the time of corona)]

< Swoons >

I’ll take your portion since you’re a vegetarian and all. We don’t want you to comprise your morals now, do we?

Morals, morals, yes… it’s just… Krieg went to all that effort… and it’s Krieg…

[Piemanlee (Goodbye friends and not friends, it's been a fun ride)]

So are you Maya or is hattie

[Hattie (Sloth in the time of corona)]

Tbh I mostly self-identify with Claptrap.

[Gulfwulf (Cast Iron Chef (R.I.P.))]

Morals, morals, yes… it’s just… Krieg went to all that effort… and it’s Krieg…

It’s because his pecks have pecks, isn’t it?

So are you Maya or is hattie

If I’m playing with another Krieg player, I generally use Maya to keep them alive. She’s also great at locking down those Crystal Skeletons: Wreck and a DPUH just, well, wrecks them.

Tbh I mostly self-identify with Claptrap.

It’s Clappy!

[Hattie (Sloth in the time of corona)]

It’s because his pecks have pecks, isn’t it?

Yes. Not to mention his warm handsome glow when on fire.