Custom Psycho Lines

A thread for writing your own custom psycho lines for Borderlands 3.

On seeing a rifle with legs:
“She’s got great legs! And a butt that won’t quit! Get it?”

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“I harvested my toe jam just for you!”
“Mother loved me best!”
“Your ass is grass and I’m the fertilizer!” (don’t ask).
“No! The voices in my head only talk to me!”
“Quiet! The voices are singing a lullaby!”
“You silenced the voices so now I’m going to silence you!”
“Oatmeal cookies are great!”
“Crumpet, A Crumpet. My kingdom for a Crumpet! With marsh mellows!”

On leg gun: “I’ll get you my pretty and your little hunter too!”

On dying: “Can’t we all just get along?”

On Moze’s action skill: “You’re a can and I’m a can opener!”

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Flaming Psycho
“This Vault Hunter is so ■■■■■■■ raw I can hear it killing my friends” (A play on the Gordon Ramsay Squidward meme)

“my door has a squeaky hinge, your blood will silence it”
“I’ll beat you tender and cover you in purple juice”
Seeing Amara “My purple milkshake brings all the sirens to the yard, damn right it’s better than yours”
Upon seeing Jabber Flak “I’ve needed a new loin cloth, that fur will be delightful”
Seeing Zane’s clone “I need another drink before seeing double”

If we get an ISIC themed character
Upon Amara’s arms appearing “oh boy, I have eight arms to rip off now, and a pair of kneecaps to break”

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“My mother is a hamster, and I am the hamster wheel!”
“I majored in art appreciation! Look what happened!”
“I ONLY HURT THE PEOPLE I LOVE! WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE?”
“What is dead may never die! That’s why I snipped it off!”
“Shade was diced by a giant fan! We served him with powdered cheddar!”
“I HAVE CRAMPS IN MY LEGS, AND YOU PUT THE ASS IN POTASSIUM!!!”

On flashing a white rarity Tediore:
“Wow, and I thought my gun sucked… you want a loaner?”

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I still love it when you lit the rat guys on fire in BL2… “I smell DELICIOUS!!” That needs to make a comeback.

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Upon seeing Moze:
“SEASONED SOLDIER MY ASS, YOU DON’T LOOK OR EVEN SMELL THAT GOOD.”
Upon seeing Moze in her mech:
“DAVID MEET GOLIATH”
Upon seeing Amara:
“So much meat…DIBS ON THE ABS AND TENDERLOINS.”
Upon seeing FL4K:
“This one doesn’t bleed…WE CAN KILL IT.”
Upon seeing Zane:
“You know…you remind me of my father…I hated my father.
Upon seeing Zane clone:
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE…BUT WHICH ONE?
Upon death:
Witness…me
Idle:
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming, and OH MY GOD, SOMEONE JUST SHOOT ME.

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This is as good as a MR. TORGUE topic, I have now followed, liked, and obeyed. (3 months late but whatever lmao)

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No! Im the moon child.
Suicide psycho: (sings jack in the box song) pop goes the weasel.
My buzz axe wants to say hi.
Can i where your skin like pajamas.
I harvested my toenails just for you.

BL2 psycho quotes need to make a comeback:
I can’t wait to take your picture.
I need another head for my merry -go-round, your’s is perfect.
You sat on my swing now i’m going to eat you.

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Slap the salami!
BL2 psyco quote: You can’t kill me i’m already dead tomorrow
Frozen: Hit me baby one more time
Burning: (Sniffing) smells like bacon
Burning: HOT TAMALE!
Death by fire DoT: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Death by fire DoT: I shall be reborn from the ashes
Ally dies: No fair! I was going to eat him
Spots vault hunter: Ohh another play toy for me?
Spots vault hunter: Will you be my plaything?
Goliath enrages: He’s going to use me like a bongo drum
Goliath enrages: S…t’s going to get real

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