Dear Devs: Please Promote Wonderlands better than Presequel

Yes, promote it, but be cautious in your promotion.
Some forms of promotion can be inappropriate.

EXAMPLES OF INAPPROPRIATE FORMS OF PROMOTION:

  1. Firing a rocket launcher in the middle of a crowded Wal-Mart whist shouting the name of one of the game’s protagonists in aggressive monotone.
  2. Firing t-shirts with the game’s logo from a t-shirt cannon through the closed windows of a school bus while they’re stuck in traffic whilst in your underpants and also covered in chicken blood.
  3. Sending cryptic Tweets written in Klingon on the game’s official Twitter page that when translated seem like death threats because everything in Klingon sounds like, and probably is, a death threat.
  4. Buying 400 tons of Florida oranges, slapping stickers with the game’s name on them, and dropping them from the sky on unsuspecting New Yorkers.
  5. Viral marketing the game. With actual viruses.
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