MISSION NAME: Adult Content
ASSIGNED BY: Moxxi
REWARD: Money, Eridium (or what passes for it), and XP
Moxxi is going to do an “artistic film” for a friend. She has some Creeps which have been stalking her, she’d like you to guard the building and make sure nobody disrupts the proceedings.
LOCATION: a seedy rundown bar/tenement, much like Pyro Pete’s bar.
On arrival Moxxi meets up with 2 other scantily clad, well endowed women, and 3 guys with roughly the same build as Mr. TORGUE. After some talk she reminds you that nobody is to enter the room. The 6 of them go into the room and close the door.
The assignment will be guarding against a few waves of enemies that are all trying to get a look at the proceedings.
During the mission, if you are by the room, you can hear Moxxi-esque innuendos.
New Enemies:
Creep
A rat that specializes in melee, it weilds a large stick and tries to beat you with it.
Badass Creep
Much like a standard Creep, just hits harder and is harder to kill.
Ultimate Badass Creep
Like an even more upgraded Creep. It also has the ability to go invisible for a short period of time. Has a high percentage chance of dropping the item Stalker Creep Shield.
- Ultimate Badass Creep can be found in this building after the mission
Stalker Creep Shield
Rarity: Unique Legendary
Manufacturer: Bandit
Type: Roid
Elements: None
Special Ability: "Can we skulk? I haven’t skulked in years."
Source: David Eddings "The Elenium"
Does not do increased melee attack damage as would a standard shield. While Shield is depleted the wearer is invisible (like Zer0’s ability). All damage dealt is increased during this time.
Mission “Easter Egg” (aka. Gearbox Trolling)
- After Moxxi and her “friends” go into the room together, the door lock stays green, if approached you will get the prompt to open the door. If the door is opened the screen goes black, and you gear Moxxi scream, the mission is failed. After this she will no longer talk to you in this playthrough, nor will she give you missions, guns, or anything else. She utterly refuses to interact with you. Additionally the Ultimate Badass Creep will spawn whenever you try to talk to her.
Spinoff Mission
MISSION NAME: Mr. TORGUE’s "Art Project"
ASSIGNED BY: Mr. TORGUE
PRECEEDED BY: Adult Content (success)
REWARD: Mr. TORGUE’s Mankini, XP
When you get the mission:
Mr. TORGUE: “Moxxi told me how good you are at guarding rooms and stuff! I’m going to be doing an ART PROJECT for a friend, and I need you to make sure nobody disturbs us!”
LOCATION: another seedy rundown bar/tenement.
This time you are in the room with just TORGUE and a photographer.
Mr. TORGUE: “Make sure nobody gets in the room while I’m making some bitching art! AIR GUITAR”
Nothing happens. It is 5 minutes of Mr. TORGUE in a mankini flexing in various poses and saying TORGUE-esque lines while a photographer moves around shooting him from different angles.
After:
Mr. TORGUE: “This is going in a charity calendar for CHILDREN’S LITERACY! BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE OUR GREATEST RESOURCE!”
Mr. TORGUE’s Mankini
Rarity: Unique Legendary
Manufacturer: Torgue
Type: Amplify
Elements: None*
Special Ability: "…It smells like sweat…I’m not wearing that…"
Increases Damage based on it’s % charged. Has very little drain when compared with other Amplify Shields. Additionally damage from Elemental DOT is reduced, inversely proportional to the % charge
EASTER EGG: Whenever player wears this and walks by a VH from BL2 they will say their line from the Tiny Tina DLC about smelling like Butts and Death.
UNLOCKS: After this mission Mr. TORGUE will gain a dialogue option to “Buy Calender”. This acts much like the Moxxi Tipping in BL2, except with Torgue Products. I haven’t yet come up with what they player can get…