DRM Preventing Launch

Just finished downloading the game. Took two days, mind you, but I’m a patient man.

Not for much longer, though. Bloody Denuvo is causing the game to spit out an error that prevents me from launching it. Looks like this, for the record. Other people seem to be having the same problem, and the most common solution for them is to simply update the Epic Games Launcher.

Well, that’s all fine and ■■■■■■■ dandy, but mine is already updated to the latest version. To make things worse, DNS flushing doesn’t work, repeatedly restarting the launcher doesn’t work, and even temporarily disabling my public and private firewalls doesn’t change anything.

Some help would be much appreciated. Cheers.