#388

It hurts when I laugh, but that is hilarious, Giuvito!

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#389

ā€˜ā€˜The psychologically impaired mutant known only as Krieg stood over the corpses of bandits that he had killed. Liarā€™s Berg was safe for the time being. After meeting with the scholar Hammerlock, Krieg went on a mission to wipe out a herd of Bullymongs in the townā€™s graveyard. He fought valiantly, but unfortunately, one of the beasts managed to cripple him with a thrown icicle. But there was still hope, Krieg only needed to kill one of them to get his confidence back up and escape his crippled state. He tried lunging at a nearby Bullymong, but failed, for he was constantly hitting himself in the face with a buzzsaw. And so, he bled out, for he could not differentiate himself from the enemy.ā€™ā€™

Thatā€™s just a fancy way of saying that I died because Silence the Voices literally procced five times in a row while in FFYL. Should have used a rocket launcher instead.

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#390

Ouch, sorry @Handsome_Dad.

Hope youā€™re feeling better. Laughter heals everything though.

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#391

Tried the Creature Slaughter today to get a new Creamer. Canā€™t remember which round it was, but an Ultimate Badass Varkid spawned. The Varkid was almost dead, then I hear that sound that the Varkids make when they start to morph. Too late, by the time I realised it was going to morph into Vermi, I had already killed it. I would have gotten Vermivorous to spawn at 1-player difficulty if I wasnā€™t so trigger-happy. I had never gotten her to spawn even at 4-player difficulty. I had the perfect gear and I was playing as Salvador. There werenā€™t even any enemies around. I wish Vermi was like the other raids, cough up a little Eridium and fight, but NO.

Moral of the story: donā€™t spam the trigger.

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#392

Not really ā€œembarrasingā€ but more like a fail episode which keeps occuring.When having to reload a rocket laucher to get a second wind and the thing I have is the frickin Bandit one which reloads forever.

I actually managed to reload in time today, which was weird. Oh right, I didnā€™t, I switched to another weapon. I guess that means that Iā€™ve finally learned my lesson.

#393

so im at the story part where you have to damage 3 loaders to get the gate open on UVHM, i ā€œbackā€ walk off the cliff around the same spot trying to deal with level 70 plus loaders and such, not once, not twice, not even 3 times, i walk backwards off the fā€™n cliff 4 times, i really hated my life right then, lol

#394

Welp, now I can join the club. Whereā€™s my hat they give to new members? :P.

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#395

All of mine start off the same wayā€¦

ā€¦I log on to PSN.

It always downhill from there. :wink:

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#396

Now this moment I have I only have myself to blame but I diedā€¦to the beginning bullymongs. I just wasnā€™t watching health and they knocked me down, alright simple enough itā€™s embarrassing they knocked me down but Iā€™ll just kill them to stand up again.

Nope. They were being ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  lol and as soon as they knocked me down they just backed away from me until I died. (so not only did they knock me down, they killed me aswell.) uggggggh itā€™s gonna be one of THOSE playthroughs isnā€™t it. That ran through my head as I was respawning back to Claptrapā€™s place.

That moment will always haunt me, that I died to the easiest and first enemies in the game.

#397

Killed myself ā€¦againā€¦with a StormFrontā€¦again.
Youā€™d think I would know better, but alasā€¦the obsidian chunk that
serves as my grey matter seems impenetrable to that which some folks
call ā€œlearning stuffā€.

Which goes to show, no matter how awesome you think you areā€¦you probably arenā€™t.

Thatā€¦and I think I swallowed a contact lens today.
Donā€™t worry thoughā€¦it wasnā€™t mine. :wink:

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#398

[quote=ā€œCody2Hottie, post:396, topic:77214, full:trueā€]
Now this moment I have I only have myself to blame but I diedā€¦to the beginning bullymongs. I just wasnā€™t watching health and they knocked me down, alright simple enough itā€™s embarrassing they knocked me down but Iā€™ll just kill them to stand up again.

Nope. They were being ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  lol and as soon as they knocked me down they just backed away from me until I died. (so not only did they knock me down, they killed me aswell.)</font color> uggggggh itā€™s gonna be one of THOSE playthroughs isnā€™t it. That ran through my head as I was respawning back to Claptrapā€™s place.

That moment will always haunt me, that I died to the easiest and first enemies in the game.
[/quote]BT/DT. Wrote about that here: Things the AI has done to piss you off

Old story ā€“ somebody dropped me a Sawbar, and I nearly made an epic read fail. I thought somebody gave me a hacked Sawbar because the only thing I read off it clearly was 1</font color>. If not for a second look at it while selling other stuff a short bit later, Iā€™d have abandoned an OP1 Sawbar</font color>.

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#400

Got a new one for ya ā€“ Krieg (with a blue Flesh Crunch mod) throwing a Homing Bonus Package (0.0 fuse time) in Frostburn Canyon. Blazing Spiderant burrows underground just before I throw it, so it wanders aimlessly. I enter the caves from the other entrance nearest the Lascaux so that I can do exactly that ā€“ only to see the Homing BP heading straight for meā€¦

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#401

Canā€™t explain how often Iā€™ve thrown a homing something, to have the creature Iā€™m aiming for die by one of my comrades, and Iā€™m sitting there in a corner, anxiously listening to the beeping sound around me.

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#402

[quote=ā€œGiuvito, post:401, topic:77214, full:trueā€]
Canā€™t explain how often Iā€™ve thrown a homing something, to have the creature Iā€™m aiming for die by one of my comrades, and Iā€™m sitting there in a corner, anxiously listening to the beeping sound around me.
[/quote]~sigh~ I gotta go get myself a Sticky Homing BP. Also, I think I gotta shift those Embrace the Pain points into Empty the Rage, even if Iā€™m not using it.

#403

I feel as though this counts.

Playing Digistruct with the Missus and friends. Weā€™re at (Binary). Trying to tell them to concentrate on his critical spot.

Start screaming; ā€œHIT HIM IN THE Dā€”ā€. Elderly couple walking by our home (who walks their Lab on a daily basis) is staring in to the house with their jaw open. I mustā€™ve said it like 10 times. They have no idea what the context was.

I doubt they were out there like;

ā€œHe mustā€™ve been trying to get some massive damage.ā€

Doubt Iā€™m going to be invited to any of their upcoming events.

The two of us just moved there too.

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#404

You can type out dick here :P.

#405

Whaaat? Nooo.

Dick is allowed? I wouldā€™ve been saying it all along.

New Embarrassing Moment;

I was on my BL forum, telling everyone about an embarrassing moment, and I began self-censoring, like a dick.

#406

For awhile it was censored, then someone made the argument that Dick could be used in the context of someoneā€™s name. Now itā€™s uncensored :P.

#407

Ahh, but that is just a measure of the word out of context. Watch us get in trouble cause of the context.

@Kitty_Jo shooting us down would bring this story full circle towards ā€˜embarrassing moments with only myself to blameā€™ for me.

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