"My first husband was a dirtbag, and a cheat.
My second husband was fun. I figured by then, that I deserved a toy, all for myself, and that's what I got. Still wish I hadn't broken my toy. My third husband was good with numbers... and his hands. We're still friends, kind of. We're civil. I'm looking for my fourth, you know, on the prowl. I don't know when I'll meet him, or where I'll meet him, but he's out there. For now, I'll get my jollies off on bringing pain this way... or maybe this way. And in the end, the crowd will love me for my brutality. I'll make them yearn for more and more of my pain. I'll be cruel and enjoy myself. When the thrill wears off, I'll leave and find a new toy. Until then, not too different than matrimony, come to think of it. Maybe the coliseum is my fourth husband, in a way."
Of course I like this statue, but maybe we all know Miss Moxxi already. Personally I've been waiting for another one since 2014 (with a cardboard box covered with haiku, maybe..). When it finally will be released, it might be my last Borderlands item.
Any idea who needs all of those lucky charms (TT's rabbits are missing something..)?
28th January 2016: But now the Zer0 statue has been cancelled. It was the secong Borderlands thing I have ordered from United States of America, it would have been the pearl of my collection.
Lately my thought was also to make a new shorter chronological map about Borderlands characters, those who are at least two times mentioned in different parts of the Borderlands story. This map should've been more beautiful, like a star chart, so I thought I'd use the galactic "Vault map" as a backround, the one Lilith shows us in the end of the BL2 game, and these would've been the constellations (maybe I would have put the "fast / short-time" guys under just one star):
Athena|Sgt. Axton|Von Bartlesby, Sir Reginald|Blake, Jeffrey|Bloodwing|Lt. Boom|Brick|Broomy|Queen Butt Stallion|Chimay|Claptrap|Crawmerax the Invincible|Crazy Earl|Cutie Horny Face|Deathtrap|Destroyer|Digit|Ellie|
Essimere|Finn, Cal|Finn, Marla|Flesh-Stick|Flexington, Mister Torgue|Princess Fluffybutt|Flynt, Baron|Flynt, Captain|Franks, Erik|Gaige|Gen. Goddess Gynella|Guardian Angel|Sir Hammerlock|Handsome Jack|Brother Harker|Higgins|Innuendobot 5000|Jakobs claptrap|Kincaid, Marcus|Gen. Knoxx, Alphonso|Krieg|Krom|Kuller, Daphne|Lawrence, Timothy / Jack doppelganger|Lilith|Maya|Mordecai|Ms. Moxxi|Prof. Nakayama|Nine Toes|Sheriff Nisha|Pierce, Helena|Pinky|Priscilla|Rakk Hive/Roscoe|Gen. Rancid|Cmdr. Roland|Salvador|
Sanders, Shep|Sarah|Scar|Scooter|Sledge|Brother Sophis|Cmdt. Steele|Talon|Dr. Tannis, Patricia|Tassiter|Tate/
Asha|Tiny Tina|TK Baha/Teddy|Warrior|Wilhelm|Zaford, Lucky|Zer0.
6.4.-16: Here is one sketch I tried to make with ConceptDraw Pro - please watch out for your eyes. It doesn't suit well for screens; I should print again something like this...
This time I included Roland's aunt Matilda but excluded Aquator which we've seen only in torn posters.