Do you enjoy killing dudes? Or perhaps escorting minions is your thing. Or maybe you want to watch giant ass sentries explode. And do you want to do all those things without the risk of accudentaily gaining camcer?
Well then this mode is for you!
It is my pleasure to introduce NO BEATRIX MODE!
This mode is tactically designed by me to feature 98% less cancer than standard incursion, while still providing players with the core gameplay that they enjoy. So how does it work you ask?
Well, no Beatrix mode is a rotating mode that takes the place of normal incursion for about forever. Players will engage in standard incursion gameplay with a few key changes made to increase overall enjoyment. Chief among these changes is the removal of Beatrix from the character select, allowing players more freedom with the 29 other character choices.
Now with this mode you won’t ever have to worry about getting randomly silenced across the map or wounded to all hell by an entity hiding at the back of the map like a total bitch. And while not publicly released yet, early beta testing of the mode has so far been meet with universal approval, showing only positive things to come form no Beatrix mode.
To share some statistics, rage quitting has gone down by 47%, broken controller syndrome by 23%, cancer has been cured, and thoughts of suicide are non existent.
It truly is a wonderful player experience. So what are you waiting for? Vote nemo as the next battleborn president and I will make sure that players get the game they want.
Thank you. Sincerly, ya boi nemo.
So I made this cuz I was hella salty with Beatrix. I thought about not posting it but i liked it too much. Anyway, I think the point stands: people don’t like Beatrix. Seriously I cant thing one who does and I know a lot of people. She’s not fun to play (opinion) and she’s not fun to play against (fact). No matter what you do in game if there is even a slightly competent Beatrix on the other team she will piss you off.
Anyway, since I’m bored, let’s talk about how great this mode sounds and about who you are voting for in the next battleborn election. P.s. it better be me and the Deande party.