@vCarpeDiemv I still remember remember the first time I played the Thanksgiving headhunter and heard that “when God closes a door” line and I literally laughed so hard I almost had a convulsion. It was just very out of nowhere and hilarious.
I also enjoy, “Big deal, I can make innuendos too! Tonight’s match is between Flyboy and the Vault Hunter! BLOWJOBS!”
I wish I could quote the exact line from MTCoC about his grandma gumming some dude to death, IT TOOK HOURS! I was beside myself lmao
Your wish will come TRUE! Vault hunter
“Right now, you’re ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS.”
CMON VAULT HUNTERS WHEN SOMETHING EXPLODES ITS NOT KINETIC OR NORMAL DAMAGE!
ITS FREAKIN EXPLOSIONS! Can armor withstand explosions No can Health Hell no! Can even shields… Mayyyyyybee… NOT! Explosions are the take all explode all Encyclopedia Exploditiannica!
@PuppyOfDoom
Love that comment. Love it, love it, love it.
All the comments in here are just brilliant.
NAILED IT!BOOM!
All THE COMMENTS ARE EXPLOSIVE!
Make explosions great again! #MEGA #TORGUE2020
Scientific Explosion fact #34
SPLASH DAMAGE IS NOT EXPLOSIONS!
IF A DOG PEES ON YOUR SHOE… THATS SPLASH DAMAGE.
IF SOME ELEMENTAL CRUD FLIES OUT OF A GOLIATHS MOUTH… THATS SPLASH DAMAGE.
THATS NOT AN EXPLOSION. THOSE ARE EXPULSIONS
IT MIGHT BE COOL…BUT NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME!
EXPLOSIONS ARE AWESOME!
THERE IS NO RESISTANCE TO EXPLOSIONS EXCEPT SPECIALIZED EXPLOSION RESISTANCE WHICH SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
THESE ARE SCIENTIFIC FACTS! EXCLAMATION MARK!
I’m jealous that you can post using so many caps, when I do it the site tells me to pipe down or it’ll take away my freedom of explosions- I mean expression 
Well the truth is.
YOU ARE ALWAYS FREE TO EXPLODE SH#T!
you just need a calm before the storm proper sentence like this
It’s the bold codes that convince the forum there’s real words there.
The Brave the Bold and THE EXPLOSIONS
Only Explosions can save Borderlands 3 now!
ITS SCIENCE
don’t forget to press buttons
I feel like TORGUE CAPS LOCK POLICY SHOULD BE AN OPTION ON THE GEARBOX OFFICIAL FORUMS!!
IDIOTS SAY THAT COOL PEOPLE DON’T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS, BUT WE ALL KNOW THIS IS ■■■■■■■■!!!
THAT WAS ■■■■■■ EXPLOSIVE!
i just copied n pasted white boxes…
BUT I CAN IMAGINE! I felt it
8■■■■■■■■
Theres 8 boxes! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT CAN SPELL… EXPLOSION is 9 letters!
We need More Mr Torgue in Borderlands 3
We NEED MORE EXPLOSIONS
AND PECS.
AND LOOT
AND GUITAR SOLOS!
I FUN-DE’MENTALLY BELIEVE THE EXPLOSIVE ELEMENT WILL SOLVE ALL OF THE GAMES ISSUES!
So we need more vault hunters asking for EXPLOSIONS!
I BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU HEAR THAT?! *
TORGUE F@$!#I BELIEVES IN YOU! -Mr Torgue SLAUGHTER STAR3000
Edit: also no one has refuted the dogma ! so the SCIENCE IS SOUND.
Add explosion damage as normal splash again, Gearbox. It made no sense to get rid of it.
no offense to radiation but it isn’t quite as exciting as explosions (or any of the other elements really (okay maybe slag))
Slag, fire, electricity, corrosion, and… I always forget the last one…
Oh yeah, now I remember, EXPLOSIIIIVE!
Radiation is a cool idea. It should be more like slag for bullets, and should do slightly more to shields. What do I know though. Maybe radiation replacing slag without it’s primary benifits clears the water of slagging, which I never cared about (swap speed increased through each difficulty; and your aim/accuracy was not faltered)
Laughed pretty hard at the dog pee being splash damage. One of the best posts I’ve seen on this forum.
personally, im happy to find explosions moved out as an element.
it helps focusing on it while building, and it feels like its special. Splash damag- wait that sounds wrong…
splash damage sounds so lame compared to explosion damage. But elements can splash, sometimes, so i guess it fits.
personally i wouldnt want explosive as an element NOW, because that’d be yet another element rolling around.
BUT, i fokin love radiation, and adding splash damage to any radiation element would be hilariously cool. I said i love it but i still think its a bit weak compared to others, so giving it a base splash damage bonus to radiation hits, like say, 10% of weapon damage, would allow for explosive builds to focus on radiation damage, HARD!