If it can bleed, you can kill it
Mike when stealthing:
Deploying (Starts whispering) Sneaky ghost mode.
Wuut? Did you like, have Ambra and Toby on the same team?
Full team on advanced Sabo, the part where you are below the extending walkway and need to stand on the activation.
Toby was standing there so just for the heck of it I used the secondary staff, not knowing it triggers a response.
Pretty funny.
Woaaah ohaat? You triggered a dialogue by attacking him�
Now⌠Iâm gonna play some story with randoms and Iâll be attacking everyoooooooone!
Edit:
Oh question! Iâve once heard someone say that if you play two characters that know each other(like Mike and Monty. Or Reyna and Shayne.) it can trigger dialogue between those characters. But iâve never heard of ANYTHING like it. So has anyone ever had this happen?
Or whiskeyâs âSitrep, Iâm leaving my comrades. Feeling okay about itâ
We need to find more of these secrets 
There is no possible way I could pick favorite dialogue in a game so overflowing with voice work of this quality.
I guess the little aside in Renegade where Phoebe makes a pass at Caldarius just before they rescue him, and admits in a totally fangirlish voice that giant flying death mechas are, like, her favorite thing in the UNIVERSE.
Oh, and how if you play as ISIC in The Algorithm, he quietly gloats to himself about how satisfying it is to kill his own creation (when fighting Geoff/Arachnis).
Everything Boldur says, any dialog tree, in The Experiment. (She is dead, WAAAHAHAHA! Sorry, laughter is how Boldur grieves!)
Caldarius calling Hylis handsome.
Toby being⌠Toby. (Seriously, anything he says.)
Too many other priceless lines to list.
Pure gold
When Mellka kills Deande, " Nobody is going to miss you , even Montana and that guy loves everybody!"
Deande on Renegade mission about Dibs, always cracks me up.
We were here first, you DIB! Hahaha!
That dialogue is so good.
Every dialogue is pure gold in this game. But here are my favorites (not all of them. I have 180 hours of gameplay right now, and i didnt tried half of characters yet.
) (PVP quotes)
Oscar Mike:
- All units be advised, airstrikes are badass.
- I have a thousand bullets with your name on emâ! I hope your name is Chuck!"
- Come on, rage quit, you know you wannaâ.
- Sitrep, i was dead, it was cool!
- So i am a new clone, or umm⌠/when he resurrecting in PVP modes/
Montana:
- Oh crap⌠guys? Im out of ice jokes.
Toby:
- Hey other Team! I left something here for you! Its a CAKE! I SWEAR. I SWEAAAAR!
- I cant wait to have nightmares about this later.
- Oh man, sorry about your guts!
Whiskey Foxtrot:
- Still alive? Good, because im still mad!
I healed Yoby the other day from near death as Alani, and if I recall he said something along the lines of âOh hey, Iâm still alive. THANK YOUâ or something similar. It got a chuckle out of me.
#Alani
- âF%$# your sandcastle!â - Using Riptide
#Attikus
- âU W0Tâ - Being selected in Character Select
#Benedict
- "Print âtried my bestâ on that guyâs tombstone. With crappy font. AND GLITTER AND S#$%!" - Killing an enemy
- âGetâchur self acquainted with rockets!â - Activating Hawk Eye
#Caldarius
- âI HAVE THAT SAME DRESS!â - When spotting himself/Phoebe(?)
- âOh, yeah. Heâs pretty handsome.â - Response to Jailer Hylis on the bridge part
- âWe did the same thing last year, but Data Recorder doesnât seem to mind. Thatâs what love is, you know.â - Caldariusâ Lore Audio
- âFLIGHT PATTERN: BADASS!â - Jumping from a Jump Pad
#El Dragon
- âDamn these majestic, muscular, ROBOT ARMS!â - Said during âTraining Regimentâ Taunt
- âPinned by submission!â - Killing an enemy
#Ghalt
- [Psuedo Voice]âHoly s#$%, Ghaltâs got two guns![Regular Voice]Yesâsir, Iâm afraid HE DOES!â - Activating Double Wield
- âVictory will be âmine?â EhehehâŚYeah, screw you guys, tooâŚâ - Planting a Scraptrap
- â⏠Step into my office-ah! âŹâ - Activating The Hook
- â⏠Here comes the HOOK! âŹâ - Activating The Hook
#ISIC
- âJust try to kill me! Hahaha, I f#$%ing dare you!â - Activating Rotating Wards
- âGet f%$#ed, underling!â - Killing a Minion
- âI prefer human shields, but these will have to do!â - Activating Rotating Wards
#Mellka
- âSuck it, Caldariuuuuuuuus!â - Jumping from a Jump Pad
- âBenedict suuuuuuuuucks!â - jumping from a Jump Pad
#Orendi
- âMUH CORNEAS!â - Being affected by Blind
- âI had to use ALL my arms for that one!â - Killing a Major Enemy
- â[Sobs] This suuuuucks, help meeeee!â - Asking for help when Downed
- âNooooooooooo ok.â - Getting Downed/Killed
#Oscar Mike
- âTodayâs weather is cloudy with a chance of SICK-ASS SPACE LASERS!â - Activating Space Laser
- "Yup, that was me. ALL me. THIS GUY!!!" - Killing an enemy
- âOkay, I know this looks bad, but itâs actually REALLY REALLY BAD, PLEASE COME HELP ME, AAAH!â - Asking for help when Downed
#Pendles
- âThat jaw bone would make a great door knocker! Someone grab it!â - Killing an enemy
- âAnd just like that!..Iâm gone!â - Using Smoke Bomb
- âYouâre one easy mark, mate!â - Said during âSlither Slayerâ Taunt
#Shayne & Aurox
- âYeah, nice one, Champ!â âSTOP CALLING ME THAT!â âUhâŚSlugger?â - Killing an Enemy
#Toby
- âLets ride, Death Machine!â - Killing an enemy
- âBack at base! Safe & sound! ME & DEATH MACHINE!â - Respawning in PvP
- âOh, heâs sooo cute-argh, dammit!â - Spotting another Toby
- âI warned you! Did I warn you? Consider this a warning! IâM SORRY!â - Killing an enemy
- âYou okay? Hey, IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY!?â - Killing an enemy
- âIâm a frikkinâ surgeon with this Railgun!â - Killing an enemy Battleborn with a Critical Hit
- â[Sobbing]Iâm giving them so much XP!â - After respawning from death in PvP
- âYou see any brakes on this walking death machine!? NO BRAKES! NONE!â - Getting a kill streak
#Whiskey Foxtrot
- âGonnaâŚkill youâŚSO HARD!â - Being affected by CC effects
- âTarget pacified. That means KILLED!â - Killing an enemy
- âIf this doesnât kill you!..UhâŚTetanus probably will!â - Activating Scrap Cannon
- âLETâS F#$%ING DO THIS!â - Activating Overdrive
- âTICK! TICK! âŚProbably another tickâŚBOOM!â - Activating Sticky Grenade
- âEver seen a clone with an ass like this? Mmmmm!â - Said during âThe Tea Ceremonyâ Taunt
- "Haul ass! Roast noobs! GET PAID! BUY STUFF!" - Jumping on a Jump Pad
- "Majestic! As! F#$%!" - Jumping on a Jump Pad
- âWhoâs defective now!..Dammit, itâs still me!â - Gaining a Level
- "Duty called. Left a message. It says âYou got this.â Iâm all like: âI know.â - Gaining a Level
I like making lists.
Itâs either Oscar or Whiskey:
âDuty called. I answered. We hung out. Duty is awesome!â
ISIC (I think):
âYour chest would look great. On fire. On my mantle.â (or something very similiar. Maybe âThatâs a nice chest. It would look great on my mantle. And on fire.â)
Everything Orendi, most everything from Toby and ISIC, some S&A, WF, OM, the sentries (both story AND PVP). Here are my top five:
ISIC (not sure what activates it): âIâm not a gun; iâm SEVERAL guns. Duct-taped together. With legs; and a limitless capacity for hatred.â
Orendi (upon respawning), (in 20âs Boston voice): âYa done screwed up, Orendi; butâcha got anotha chance!â
Toby (upon activating Core Discharge): âKnock-Knock, â â â â â â â ! Oh, god- SORRY FOR SWEARING!â
Toby (upon respawning): "Go on, call me cute; SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!â -cute hiccuping noise-âArragh, DAMN itâ
Orendi: (I THINK upon reviving a teammate): -makes car revving noises, followed by a âbrake-screechâ- (in deep voice) âGet in, weâre gettân the hell out of here.â -more revving noises-
The exchange between Kleese and Nova in the Algorithm where she says, âKleese has got this you guys. Iâm taking five.â
The âdibsâ dialogue from Deande during Renegade.
Pretty much everything Nova says during Saboteur, but specifically the exchange between her and Deande that ends with ââŚand now Iâm kind of freaked out.â
The exchange between Melka and Boldur about her horrible haircut in the Experiment.
Everything Nova says when sheâs explaining the menus. âDolla dolla bills.â
AH! I just wanted to post that one, you beat me to it. Thatâs Oscar Mike.
I also just started playing Toby and⌠Itâs a bad character for me, because EVERYTIME he says something Iâm like "Awwww⌠OH PVP RIGHT I GOTTA FOCUS"
Anyways, one of my fav Toby dialogues(Iâve only heard it once so itâs prolly not exactly what he says):
"If we survive this, Iâm making us all matching uniforms!"
Itâs so ridiculously cute.
Couple Ernest lines after having mastered him:
(these are both after respawning after a death)
For those who havenât plsyed him, imsgibe a gruff drill sergeant type voice with a bit of a Southern drawl.
âThe afterlife was boring as hell so I punched Death himself in the face and came back to fight with yâall!â
âIâm back after what was admittedly some good hustle by the bad guys.â
Toby when seeing Toby:
âAwwwww, 'heâs so cuuut- Oh dammitâ
Toby when respawning:
âCâmon, call me cute! SEE WHAT HAPPENS! -Cute little laugh- Damnâ