Literally everything Caldarius says. Especially when he sees Rath “Leave the swordsman to me”. It usually makes me blind/rush Rath and if I score a kill on him, it feels amazing.
I feel like I’m playing Darth Vader.
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So I bet no one really cares about this particular bit of dialogue but I still really like it when Geoff just goes “hahahahaha haaaa spiders” I just really enjoy the inflection of it.
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Its not a callout or dialogue, but I want to add that I really love it when Mike pushes his stealth-button.
This single tiny animation of his hand is somehow so hillarious, I smile everytime!
El Dragon after killing Marquis “Tell all your miserable robot friends!”
or after killing Montana “A man of your stature should not require a firearm.”
I think the marquis thing might be just be directly related to el dragons hate for magnuses. Also a further side note if you kill Montana as el dragon you deserve a god damn medal
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It can be done sir.
If it can bleed, you can kill it
Mike when stealthing:
Deploying (Starts whispering) Sneaky ghost mode.
Wuut? Did you like, have Ambra and Toby on the same team?
Full team on advanced Sabo, the part where you are below the extending walkway and need to stand on the activation.
Toby was standing there so just for the heck of it I used the secondary staff, not knowing it triggers a response.
Pretty funny.
Woaaah ohaat? You triggered a dialogue by attacking him…?
Now… I’m gonna play some story with randoms and I’ll be attacking everyoooooooone!
Edit:
Oh question! I’ve once heard someone say that if you play two characters that know each other(like Mike and Monty. Or Reyna and Shayne.) it can trigger dialogue between those characters. But i’ve never heard of ANYTHING like it. So has anyone ever had this happen?
Or whiskey’s “Sitrep, I’m leaving my comrades. Feeling okay about it”
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We need to find more of these secrets 
There is no possible way I could pick favorite dialogue in a game so overflowing with voice work of this quality.
I guess the little aside in Renegade where Phoebe makes a pass at Caldarius just before they rescue him, and admits in a totally fangirlish voice that giant flying death mechas are, like, her favorite thing in the UNIVERSE.
Oh, and how if you play as ISIC in The Algorithm, he quietly gloats to himself about how satisfying it is to kill his own creation (when fighting Geoff/Arachnis).
Everything Boldur says, any dialog tree, in The Experiment. (She is dead, WAAAHAHAHA! Sorry, laughter is how Boldur grieves!)
Caldarius calling Hylis handsome.
Toby being… Toby. (Seriously, anything he says.)
Too many other priceless lines to list.
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Pure gold
When Mellka kills Deande, " Nobody is going to miss you , even Montana and that guy loves everybody!"
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Deande on Renegade mission about Dibs, always cracks me up.
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We were here first, you DIB! Hahaha!
That dialogue is so good.
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Every dialogue is pure gold in this game. But here are my favorites (not all of them. I have 180 hours of gameplay right now, and i didnt tried half of characters yet. 
) (PVP quotes)
Oscar Mike:
- All units be advised, airstrikes are badass.
- I have a thousand bullets with your name on em’! I hope your name is Chuck!"
- Come on, rage quit, you know you wanna’.
- Sitrep, i was dead, it was cool!
- So i am a new clone, or umm… /when he resurrecting in PVP modes/
Montana:
- Oh crap… guys? Im out of ice jokes.
Toby:
- Hey other Team! I left something here for you! Its a CAKE! I SWEAR. I SWEAAAAR!
- I cant wait to have nightmares about this later.
- Oh man, sorry about your guts!
Whiskey Foxtrot:
- Still alive? Good, because im still mad!
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I healed Yoby the other day from near death as Alani, and if I recall he said something along the lines of “Oh hey, I’m still alive. THANK YOU” or something similar. It got a chuckle out of me.
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#Alani
- “F%$# your sandcastle!” - Using Riptide
#Attikus
- “U W0T” - Being selected in Character Select
#Benedict
- "Print “tried my best” on that guy’s tombstone. With crappy font. AND GLITTER AND S#$%!" - Killing an enemy
- “Get’chur self acquainted with rockets!” - Activating Hawk Eye
#Caldarius
- “I HAVE THAT SAME DRESS!” - When spotting himself/Phoebe(?)
- “Oh, yeah. He’s pretty handsome.” - Response to Jailer Hylis on the bridge part
- “We did the same thing last year, but Data Recorder doesn’t seem to mind. That’s what love is, you know.” - Caldarius’ Lore Audio
- “FLIGHT PATTERN: BADASS!” - Jumping from a Jump Pad
#El Dragon
- “Damn these majestic, muscular, ROBOT ARMS!” - Said during “Training Regiment” Taunt
- “Pinned by submission!” - Killing an enemy
#Ghalt
- [Psuedo Voice]“Holy s#$%, Ghalt’s got two guns![Regular Voice]Yes’sir, I’m afraid HE DOES!” - Activating Double Wield
- “Victory will be “mine?” Eheheh…Yeah, screw you guys, too…” - Planting a Scraptrap
- “♬ Step into my office-ah! ♬” - Activating The Hook
- “♬ Here comes the HOOK! ♬” - Activating The Hook
#ISIC
- “Just try to kill me! Hahaha, I f#$%ing dare you!” - Activating Rotating Wards
- “Get f%$#ed, underling!” - Killing a Minion
- “I prefer human shields, but these will have to do!” - Activating Rotating Wards
#Mellka
- “Suck it, Caldariuuuuuuuus!” - Jumping from a Jump Pad
- “Benedict suuuuuuuuucks!” - jumping from a Jump Pad
#Orendi
- “MUH CORNEAS!” - Being affected by Blind
- “I had to use ALL my arms for that one!” - Killing a Major Enemy
- “[Sobs] This suuuuucks, help meeeee!” - Asking for help when Downed
- “Nooooooooooo ok.” - Getting Downed/Killed
#Oscar Mike
- “Today’s weather is cloudy with a chance of SICK-ASS SPACE LASERS!” - Activating Space Laser
- "Yup, that was me. ALL me. THIS GUY!!!" - Killing an enemy
- “Okay, I know this looks bad, but it’s actually REALLY REALLY BAD, PLEASE COME HELP ME, AAAH!” - Asking for help when Downed
#Pendles
- “That jaw bone would make a great door knocker! Someone grab it!” - Killing an enemy
- “And just like that!..I’m gone!” - Using Smoke Bomb
- “You’re one easy mark, mate!” - Said during “Slither Slayer” Taunt
#Shayne & Aurox
- “Yeah, nice one, Champ!” “STOP CALLING ME THAT!” “Uh…Slugger?” - Killing an Enemy
#Toby
- “Lets ride, Death Machine!” - Killing an enemy
- “Back at base! Safe & sound! ME & DEATH MACHINE!” - Respawning in PvP
- “Oh, he’s sooo cute-argh, dammit!” - Spotting another Toby
- “I warned you! Did I warn you? Consider this a warning! I’M SORRY!” - Killing an enemy
- “You okay? Hey, IS YOUR FRIEND OKAY!?” - Killing an enemy
- “I’m a frikkin’ surgeon with this Railgun!” - Killing an enemy Battleborn with a Critical Hit
- “[Sobbing]I’m giving them so much XP!” - After respawning from death in PvP
- “You see any brakes on this walking death machine!? NO BRAKES! NONE!” - Getting a kill streak
#Whiskey Foxtrot
- “Gonna…kill you…SO HARD!” - Being affected by CC effects
- “Target pacified. That means KILLED!” - Killing an enemy
- “If this doesn’t kill you!..Uh…Tetanus probably will!” - Activating Scrap Cannon
- “LET’S F#$%ING DO THIS!” - Activating Overdrive
- “TICK! TICK! …Probably another tick…BOOM!” - Activating Sticky Grenade
- “Ever seen a clone with an ass like this? Mmmmm!” - Said during “The Tea Ceremony” Taunt
- "Haul ass! Roast noobs! GET PAID! BUY STUFF!" - Jumping on a Jump Pad
- "Majestic! As! F#$%!" - Jumping on a Jump Pad
- “Who’s defective now!..Dammit, it’s still me!” - Gaining a Level
- "Duty called. Left a message. It says “You got this.” I’m all like: “I know.” - Gaining a Level
I like making lists.
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