Favorite line from a Battleborn

So what is your favorite line from one of the current 28 battleborn? Anything from killing, dying, story missions, audio lore or whatever.

Mine is a tie between

Boldur: BOLDUR IS FLEEING FOR HIS LIFE, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

and

ISIC: You think that’s scary? I’ll show you scary. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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This is a tough one, but I think I go with a line from Marquis. It triggers only if you kill Rath, its something along the lines of:

“Go in your dark corner to cry in a black velvet pillow!!!”

I just heard it twice, so I´m not sure about the exact wording.

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Mine is most definitely non verbal, but it’s the best line in the game when you get killed by the Incursion sentry and he cranks his middle finger up at you. I laugh my ample buttocks off every time. I don’t even mind that he focuses me to the exclusion of all else lol.

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Ernest: The Afterlife was really boring, so
I punched Death himself in the face and now I’m back.

Alani: Oh no, my nanotech…I mean, perfect communion with nature!

Toby (after killing another Toby): Darkest future! DARKEST FUTURE!

Kelvin: Kelvin has entered the building! Did I do that right? (I think he is trying incorrectly to say “Kelvin in the house!”)

Thorn: Call me space elf ONE MORE TIME!

Montana: I was in Heaven, guys! All my cats were there!

Montana: You can call me Mr Lotsa-Crits-And-Muscles!

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Mellka: (sights on enemy) “say goodbye to your limbs and you eyes! and your friends! Just all of it. Good long goodbye”

Toby: (kill)

Toby-keep it going deathmachine.

Dm (Toby talking to himself)-you sure got it toby

Toby-woah deathmachine, you can talk?!

Dm-sure can toby

Toby-wow!

ISIC: (pentakill) “and everyone died with tears in their eyes… cue the kazoos!”

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That’s a referance to “Elvis has left the building”

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I thought of that too but the way he says it makes me think more of my interpretation…I might be slightly misquoting him also.

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Like maybe he says “Kelvin is inside the building.”

You got a penta kill with ISIC and heard the line, please tell me you recorded it

Also have two

ISIC for just not remembering, like like guy from naruto and kisame “that luchadore seems really mad for some reason”

Shayne and aurox because badass shayne “no rest” aurox “FOR THE WICKED”

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Liking just for the ample buttocks

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Sadly I haven’t but I’ll try getting it by force

Anyhow I remember I line for shayne and aurox when teleporting: shayne: “hey aurox, let’s make like a tree and… come on you know the rest” aurox:“shut up shayne!”

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Love that one I almost put it

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“Pleased to be meeting Boldur!” Can’t remember where he says this, but I’ll never forget the use third person context here

Orendi (respawning) (in 20’s Boston accent):

“Ya done screwed up, Orendi; but’cha got anotha chance!”

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ISIC - "You will be remembered. Name of dead guy not found. Oops something seems to have gone wrong."
ISIC - "Don’t worry about your pets haha, they’ll starve to death."
ISIC - "Combat grade F minus. Minus. Minus. Minus. Minus? Minus."
ISIC - "Last words recorded. ‘ding’ Last words deleted."
ISIC - "At this time you may notice a large metal butt dragged across your unmarked grave, this is normal."
ISIC - "You died as you lived, like a sniveling coward. Congratulations!"
ISIC - "Last words not found. Applying template. ‘I died like a b*tch!’ Last words recorded."
ISIC - “Last words not found. Applying template. ‘Please please no, oh God no!’ Last words recorded.”

So basically all of ISIC’s lines.


The Experiment, pretty sure.

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Boldur granted your death wish like some wicked genie of death (its something like that)

and

Shayne and Aurox space detectives, WE ARE NOT SPACE DETECTIVES!

and

SHHHHHAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNEEEEE, shut up Aurox I’m not eating any stupid hearts!

and

Welcome to Casa-de-Orendi, whose up for some board games.

and

AHH brb gotta make a phone call. Hey Mike, you’re still alive.

and

Sitrep, just abandoned my friends on the battle field. Feeling fine about it.

and

Hey Nova, just back to use the john.

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Boldur: mellka, your friends fight like many bears combined into single bear.

And I also like all the lines Deande has when killing Mellka. She always seems to trash talk her and I find it hilarious.

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Gah I love Boldur so much. He’s so damn funny

^ My favourite from PvE

Playing Mellka against Deande is pretty funny too, when she spots Deande she’s like “OOHH do I get to kill Deande now?”

From PvP, Phoebe: RUN AWAY FROM THE LITTLE GIRL!

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And when you kill her, “What are you, a quadruple agent now?”

Seeing as nobody has mentioned Ambra’s glorious scene-stealing line, here we go:

“I will not rest until every shirt on this planet is TUCKED THE F**K IN!”

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LOL I hadn’t heard that one, between only playing Mellka to master and Deande being such a rare pick I was never fortunate enough to experience this :frowning:

I thought the reason nobody mentioned it was because we were waiting for you :stuck_out_tongue: