Favorite quotes in BL2?

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#65

Brick’s laugh after you destroy the BNK-3R.

Also this ‘‘End quotes
 Death gurgle
 Aarrghhh
’’

#66

Jack’s speech after you kill yourself in the ‘Kill Yourself’ side mission in Eridium Blight- the first time I heard that I really wanted to drive a stake thru his brain
 :rage:

#67

“Buttstallion says hello!”

#68

And the sheer innocent glee when she says “Bye now!” kills me.

#69

This isn’t really a quote, but a misheard one by my wife. I got such a kick out of it, I made her a t-shirt:

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#70

That is awesome. :thumbsup:

#71

What’s the actual line? I can only hear your wife’s version in my head, which sounds totally reasonable right now


#72

Im thinking about making a T-shirt with the “EAT SKAG AND DIE” line found on some walls through the game. I dont know why, but I find it amazing haha

#73

“It’s a red shower for a big fist.” She has partial hearing loss (4 years of working around mainframe computers 12 hours a day), so some syllables sound alike to her like S & F. She spent 5 years in the Army, so we can use their phonetic alphabet: sierra and foxtrot respectively.

I think her best “quote” was screaming out “mushroom!” one night when we were midget farming. If I could find a picture of a midget jumping out of a locker, I’d put it on a t-shirt. :wink:

#74

“That was too easy.” – Axton, after tricking his captors into deploying his turret

“I am a woman of science and ass-kickery, not children’s beverages.” (sips cocoa) “Dammit, that’s really good.” – Gaige’s ECHO Recorders
“I WIN!” – misheard 2W quote from Gaige; she actually says “I LIVE!”

“Wow, I’m already impressed.” – Jack, when Angel tells him that Axton had gotten himself captured.

“I’m back, bitches!” – Maya, attaining 2W
“This seat is sticky; why is it sticky?” – Maya, when changing seats

“Uh
 it was fun?” // “Killing bad guys is always fun.” – Salvador’s response regarding killing 3 guys, much to the judge’s disbelief

Bartender: "HOLY SKAGSUCK, you decapitated Zeke! Why - why's your helmet say 'zero'?" Zer0: "He was no challenge. / My skills have not been tested. / I need something more."
#75

For some damn reason I love the bruisers in BL2. I get a kick out of everything they say.

“Come on little one, time to die!”

“G**damn mercs!”

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#76

Love it when scooter refers to a skags mouth as a “cooch mouth”

#77

Also when the Torgue machine says “now go punch some bad guys in the dick”

#78

A “conversation” between Gaige and Maya:

“Was it good for you?”
“Oh I enjoyed that!”
“Ew! Ew! Ew!”
“Let’s do that again sometime!”

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#79

Lt. Col. Space Helicopters (???): http://orcz.com/Borderlands_2:_Lt_Col_Heli_Quotes

“Too bad it’ll all be gone when the Vending Machines come to life.”

#80

“MOTHERF****** SEE YA!”

That campaign probably has the best quotes.

#81

As I’m about to throw a grenade, nomad says “toss grenades!” Marauder replies -“Finally a good idea!”
I sometimes had situations where someone says to toss grenades while I’m about to throw them myself, but that extra line made it feel even more immersive and ironic.

#82

easily the Spoon story where he ends it with “Hahaha idk I guess you just had to be there
 Moral of the story is you are a total b****”

#83

“Please excuse the manner of speaking which is coming out of my face mouth to say you.”

#84

Torgue entertains me to no end.

also random gibberish from Sanct citizens like " I think I have turbo cancer " catch me off guard at times and make me lol.

(Edit) Also I’d like to mention the funny respawn quotes that get even more bizarre in the Tina Tina DLC ( if I remember right ).

things such as:

Don’t think of this as war profiteering, think of this as war
 fun!

Don’t worry about the afterlife Hyperion customer. Hell is reserved

& especially the one along the lines of “if an idiot says that life is meaningless w/o death, Hyperon suggest you kill them” or something to the effect.
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