Favorite quotes in BL2?

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#74

“That was too easy.” – Axton, after tricking his captors into deploying his turret

“I am a woman of science and ass-kickery, not children’s beverages.” (sips cocoa) “Dammit, that’s really good.” – Gaige’s ECHO Recorders
“I WIN!” – misheard 2W quote from Gaige; she actually says “I LIVE!”

“Wow, I’m already impressed.” – Jack, when Angel tells him that Axton had gotten himself captured.

“I’m back, bitches!” – Maya, attaining 2W
“This seat is sticky; why is it sticky?” – Maya, when changing seats

“Uh… it was fun?” // “Killing bad guys is always fun.” – Salvador’s response regarding killing 3 guys, much to the judge’s disbelief

Bartender: "HOLY SKAGSUCK, you decapitated Zeke! Why - why's your helmet say 'zero'?" Zer0: "He was no challenge. / My skills have not been tested. / I need something more."
#75

For some damn reason I love the bruisers in BL2. I get a kick out of everything they say.

“Come on little one, time to die!”

“G**damn mercs!”

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#76

Love it when scooter refers to a skags mouth as a “cooch mouth”

#77

Also when the Torgue machine says “now go punch some bad guys in the dick”

#78

A “conversation” between Gaige and Maya:

“Was it good for you?”
“Oh I enjoyed that!”
“Ew! Ew! Ew!”
“Let’s do that again sometime!”

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#79

Lt. Col. Space Helicopters (???): http://orcz.com/Borderlands_2:_Lt_Col_Heli_Quotes

“Too bad it’ll all be gone when the Vending Machines come to life.”

#80

“MOTHERF****** SEE YA!”

That campaign probably has the best quotes.

#81

As I’m about to throw a grenade, nomad says “toss grenades!” Marauder replies -“Finally a good idea!”
I sometimes had situations where someone says to toss grenades while I’m about to throw them myself, but that extra line made it feel even more immersive and ironic.

#82

easily the Spoon story where he ends it with “Hahaha idk I guess you just had to be there… Moral of the story is you are a total b****”

#83

“Please excuse the manner of speaking which is coming out of my face mouth to say you.”

#84

Torgue entertains me to no end.

also random gibberish from Sanct citizens like " I think I have turbo cancer " catch me off guard at times and make me lol.

(Edit) Also I’d like to mention the funny respawn quotes that get even more bizarre in the Tina Tina DLC ( if I remember right ).

things such as:

Don’t think of this as war profiteering, think of this as war… fun!

Don’t worry about the afterlife Hyperion customer. Hell is reserved

& especially the one along the lines of “if an idiot says that life is meaningless w/o death, Hyperon suggest you kill them” or something to the effect.
exclusivelt for pedophiles and people who buy Jakobs munitions

#85

The turbo cancer quote is great.

Tannis (dp)…

“Thats not feces you smell, it’s bandits…and feces”

Mr. Torgue…

“now go make your way to the arena while I play you a sick guitar solo”

“Now go blow up the ocean!”

Random bandit(s)…

“I need a powerful woman right now!”

axton…

“You get a bullet and you get a bullet and you get a bullet…everybody gets a bullet!”

#86

“ALAN WRITE SOME DIALOGUE HERE!!” would be my personal favorite.

But there are so many good quotes. Torgue, regular psychos and Krieg are all particularly quotable.

#87

Jack’s spoon story: The first time I heard the part where he said “…and kids are all WAAAAHHH!!” I totally lost it. Voice acting was just too perfect there.

#88

Here are some of my favorite BL2 quotes:
“Whatever, I don’t need ammo.” -Maya (When you run out of ammunition.)

“I want everything you got!” -Nomad

“Another one down!” and “You won’t enjoy this.”
-Maya (When she phaselocks)

“Next time you’re bleedin’ to death, Just think. Dr. Zed!” -Dr. Zed’s Vending Machines

#89

Today I heard a woman in Sanctuary sing, “sittin’ in a chaaair!” and I laughed way more than I probably should’ve.

I love Krieg’s “stranger danger!” and “get STYLED upon!”

Claptrap’s list of weaknesses is excellent as well.

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#90

Hadn’t really noticed before today, but one of the NPCs in Sanctuary seems to channel Kreig - “I’m full of meat, and gravy!”

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#92

You also get this for the link to the Weird Al vid :+1: :grin: And just to stay on topic, one of my favorite bits is the line from Doc Tannis after you’re formally introduced to her: “You can only imagine in your dreams- or in my bed- standing offer!”

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#94

I noticed one today,

Maya in the runner, when she run spiderant over, “What was that?”
and nomads, “bury me with my gear” and “I’ll make a coat outta ya”