Honorable mention for me goes to Jack when he mimes the now dead Roland, “Hey buddy, let’s go kill Handsome Jack and then we’ll all go out for milkshakes.” Kind of brutal after that plot twist, but damn funny!
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This is when they teleport sanctuary
Handsome jack “what you think you got something up your sleeve what could you possibly have ha a siren!?”
Lilth as she’s teleporting sanctuary “sup”
Sanctuary gets teleported away
Handsome jack “oh”
“ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND STAY GONE!”
-Crazy Earl
It’s a violin isn’t it?
Anyhow, that was heeelarious.
“Blake, where’s a bloody violin!?”
Also:
“Wow. Bravo. Champagne. Cheers. High-five. Slow clap.”
Also most of Tina’s quotes, and I had Mr Torgue’s “EXPLOSION NOISE” as my ringtone, and it played it over…and over…and over again. Example:
“EXPLOSIONNOISEEXPLOSIONNOISEEXPLOSIONNOISE”.
And I had his “BECAUSE…REASONS!” as my message tone.
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Anything by Torgue (obv) and I like Tina’s dialogue.
But my fave is: “What’s in the box?” I started laughing even before I opened it. Then laughed even harder at seeing the name of the gun inside.
Quality.
Goliaths in rage mode:
“I’m gonna rip you a THIRD a**hole!”
“That’s just one more thing I can shove up your a…!” (When Sal gunzerks)
Goliaths in “normal” mode:
“If you can’t take heat, make kitchen!” (When dying from burn damage)
“Now ladies say I hottie!” (Also when burned to death)
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“… the moral of the story is, you’re a total b*tch.”
Ooooh. I wonder if Tassiter is there in the snow somewhere. 
He actually says… “hmnn” or something like that. To me I think it’s sort of a disappointment but also a him thinking that’s useful to know…
Oh I forgot one, an Axton callout. Another laugh out loud and sometimes it leads to fits.
(in falsetto, ‘female’ voice) “Oh soldier, you’re so great!” (in regular voice) “Come on, Lady, I’m not that cool…”
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yeah sorry, violin.
“Is it just me or does it seem like he’s gonna betray the f**k out of you?!”
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Tinder Snowflake “What are you doing? Get away from the lake – I just wanna be left alone so I can kill everybody after you leave!”
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my favorites
“I got brain on my shoe… I like it.”
“That’s right, fear the cute little girl!”
or just everything giage says.
psycho:
“They told me to bring a pail lunch – you look pale enough to me”
The “hung like a vault monster” exchange was also hilarious.
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climb the pipe to the train or you’ll go insane wut wut. thats a rap song i wrote
“I pay in blood, booze and bullets!”
Mick Zafard kills me everytime with that line.
“This Eridium stuff is the tits!”
- Lilith, after she accidentally liquified a guy.
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Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit
Liked spoonin’ that robot
You are a diamond in the rough
Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
If within you, I cannot put, my bone
-Scooter, Master Poet
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That was literally my most favorite mission out of all three games. So funny.
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