Favorite quotes in BL2?

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#42

yeah it might have been mine too, it was really funny

#43

Handsome Jack comments when you are destroying his statues in Opportunity :
“A baby ? You know ? This pink little think that you devour while rolling into your own feces ?”
Mouhaha…

“I know what my next statue will be : me, kicking you in the corch. I’m gonna commission thousands of them !”

#44

Today, while riding the escalator out of the subway, the Claptrap in my head shouted “I ascend!”

Mwuhahahahahaha!

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#45

My favorite video game quote of all time comes from MR. TORGUE:

“IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE HE’S GONNA BETRAY THE F**K OUT OF YOU?!”

I still laugh every time I hear that, and I’ve heard it 10 times already. It really never gets old.

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#46

The series wouldn’t be what it is without Claptrap!

Went to Sanctuary the other day, and I hear this on my echo:

Claptrap: Tasteful!
Sanctuary civilian: More like Craptrap.
Claptrap: Why thank you!

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#47

What is it that Claptrap says in Opportunity after destroying the statues? Something about permanently gone for a while? Or something along those lines…

#48

Hyperion loaders: “do not surrender”

Hyperion engineers: “he always stole my lunch anyway”, “run on home bandit”, “I was nearly done with my shift you jackass”, “stay still damnit”, “son of a bastard”, “tell my wife, she’s a bitch”, “make it stop”

censor bot: “because, morality”

marauder: “whats your name…NOOOO!!”, “Ohhh, my guts feel like swiss cheese”, “I don’t need no stinkin shield”, “how bout a face fulla buckshot”, “I won’t kill ya, I promise”, “balls of fire in the air”, “but I had the bigger gun”, “but I’m a badass”

better stop there, I could do this all day

#49

Claptrap: Success! Opportunity will be temporarily free of Jack statues, FOREVER!

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#50

Haha thanks man, that line is heeeelarious!!

#51

Found myself laughing at this one again, the whole Carnage intro is brilliant. :vertical_traffic_light:

“THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!”

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#52

Too many to count.

sal: i have issues!!!

anything zero.

Maya snorting.

#53

That’s always good, along with “Moron!” when she runs something over.

#54

I always enjoy while you are in the big fight at the doors to Heroes Pass and claptrap says, “Avoid the bullets!”

So randomly stupid during the heat of a big fight.

#55

“Thanks for usin’ Catch a Riiiide! There’s a pimento taco- a pimentaco- in the glovebox.”

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#56

I had a great one in Hero’s Pass last night while finishing off my second UVHM playthrough:

Threw my turrets

Axton: "Hey guys, I’ve got turrets syndrome! Get it? Tur-rets? Aahhh…

#57

From Krieg: “I like my treasures like my baby steaks- rare!”
Doc Tannis’s lines where she’s speaking to her ECHO device after you take her the eriduim shard you get from helping Dr. Zed- I’d try to quote the line but I might misremember it…

#58

“The moral of the story is that you’re a total bitch” Handsome Jack

“I have one question and one question only… EXPLOSIONS!!!” Torgue, Campaign of Carnage

#59

YOU MAY ASK: WHO WAS WEARING THE BOLO TIE?
ANSWER: YES!

And:
WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT: MAAYYYBBBEEE!!!

#60

Let’s see…of all the characters in BL2, I think Scooter and Claptrap have more quotes between them than any other. Then comes Torgue and Tiny Tina. Then there’s Zero’s haiku like quotes. Absolutely love 'em!

I got a bunch of 'em for Scooter. Some aren’t quotes but I just had the look them up after hearing what I thought I heard. Mostly from the catch a ride stations.

“You met ol’ Jimbo, huh? Yeah, he’s my dad. But not like a real dad, more like one of those dad’s that’s uh – what’s the local nomenclature? A lilly-postured-sack-of-cheese-d*ck-genuine-fat-ass-pants-parader I believe is the term. Should ya catch his ear, go 'head and tell him that for me would ya?”

poem for Daisy…

Daisy, I like you a whole lot
More than that bandit liked spoonin’ that ro-bot.
You are like a diamond in the rough
Or a flower surrounded by shrapnel and stuff.
I will hang myself from my own tombstone
if in you, I can’t put my bone.

“My rides may not get you there alive, but they’ll get you there!”

“All the ladies say Scooter’s the fastest ride in town! Catch-a–oh, I just realized that’s an insult.”

And lots more so I had to google it and found one on Scooter’s quotes.
http://orcz.com/Borderlands_2:_Scooter_Quotes

#61

Why would anyone ever be a cannibal so long as pizza exists?

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