OMG It’s here! After a Lengthy and agonising Beta test, We’ve listened to all of your feedback, and we hope you like the new card as much as you thought you might!
Changes from Beta Card:
Progress from Beta card carries over, Beta testers get free unlocked squares*
Increased levels of sarcasm.
Reconfigured caps lock.
Exchanged all mentions of Phoebe for Ambra.
Additional irony tweaks.
Previously untested features:
Introduced various levels of quitter torture.