I would love to have a gun where who/whatever I shot would instantly get a pair of glasses. Just for the sheer purpose of… Why not? XD I’d call it the Normal Beam. The red text would be something like, “They’ll still try to kill you but hey… Glasses.”
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If they add melee weapons, one of them has to be just a pair of glasses. “You hit a guy… WITH glasses… Clever.”
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Name: Full Metal
Manufacturer: Hyperion
Type: Sniper Rifle
Rarity: Purple
Element: None
Stats;
Damage: 0
Accuracy: 100%
Fire Rate: 1
Reload Speed: 0.01
Magazine Size: 1
- (Red Flavor Text) He Called Me Short…
Basically when you shoot an enemy with it they shrink to the size of a pile of cash.
They also take 99 times more damage due to their reduced size.
Name: F***ING D***BALLS!!!
Manufacturer: Torgue
Rarity: Pearl (similar in style to BL2’s Carnage )
Element: Explosive
Type: Rocket Launcher
Damage: 1000000
Accuracy: 100%
Fire Rate: 1
Reload Speed: 0
Magazine Size: 1
(Red Flavor Text) EXPLOSIONS!?
(Red Flavor Text) MORAL AMBIGUITY MOTHER F*ERS!!!
Basically every time this weapon fire two things happen:
- It will hit an enemy which then causes it to spawn 10 child grenades that do 15% of the damage the parent rocket does. (85% Chance)
- It might just explode right in front of the player causing them to enter FFYL. (the other 15%)
This weapon’s name and Flavor Texts are taken from various quotes from Mr. Torgue himself.
Any of the Acme devices from the Road Runner classics by Warner Bros would be great to see…
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Like, drop a hole in front of a charging rabid skag and it just falls in?
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Introducing a new grenade mod by ACME: An Anvil.
You throw an Anvil.
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Myself and some others are currently responding to idiots and dupers by earnestly telling them about the Truxican Drumpf, a legendary dual-element rocket launcher that shoots fire but also radiates corrosive novas, and can only be farmed by sacrificing friends in the Bloodshot Marcus Shrine…
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how about a jakobs pistol with the barrel bent towards you, it’d be like the orphan maker but better
I really want Acme to be the next main supplier of gear in the next BL. One of their legendary items could be the Acme Bombastic Billfold- when a rat thief tries to steal your money there’s a 50/50 chance that he actually steals a grenade, which then blows up in his face…
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I want a Skyrocket that bursts like the Bonus Package but fires more projectiles downwards to the battlefield 
Utter chaos and probably will kill you everytime. Still be worth it though for that time you hit the sweet spot!
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