The full title of this thread is actually “Genericktag Gets Bored At 1AM Resulting In Pitches for Ideas for Theoretical Season 2 Operations.”
OP 1: El Dragon and the Independent Wrestling Scene
El Dragon has fallen on hard times. Bodyguarding for the Hemsworths just doesn’t support the lifestyle this leaping luchador had become accustomed to while at the top of the LLC’s premier wrestling league. Looking to relive the glory days, Dragon goes to a place that doesn’t care about age, performance enhancing augments, or quote unquote “career ending injuries:” the indie wrestling scene! Will Dragon be able to find a place amongst up and coming stars? Will he learn a lesson about humility and rediscover the love he once held for the noble sport of professional wrestling? And what is the true identity of the mysterious masked robot-suited wrestler known only as “Avon?”
OP 2: Orendi and the Miss Solus Beauty Pageant
While reading her favourite magazine, Cosmic Politan, Orendi the Chaos Witch sees an ad for the beauty contest of the century: The Miss Solus Pageant! Convinced she has what it takes to be named “Most Superficially Beautiful Woman in the Solar System,” Orendi drags her friends to the LLC arcship where the pageant is being held so that she can sign up. As Orendi uses her varimorph abilities to try and impress the judges, Shayne and Aurox: Teen Detectives discover that the contest is rigged in favour of it’s evil billionaire sponsor’s new fourth wife, who just so happens to be the spokeswoman for his new line of Do-It-Yourself plastic surgery kits. It’s up to Shayne, Aurox and Orendi to overcome the odds and show that true beauty lies on the inside. BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE THE GUTS ARE!
I had another idea but it didn’t turn out funny and now it’s past 2AM. Them’s the breaks.